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Topic: Jodie Marsh
Eagle-eyed (or just British) readers noted the lack of Jodie Marsh, UK glamour model and media personality (whatever both of those things mean). The more I looked at photos of Marsh, the more I realized that she’s not really chavvy, just mind-bogglingly tasteless and transparent in her urgent want of press and, more importantly, she needed a whole gallery to herself.
Jennifer Lopez, you provided a valuable lesson for us with your snakeskin bag and plunging leopard skin gown. And that message was “this is what happens when you spend a week on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht.” By that logic, the women … More