Topic: John Mayer

Taylor Swift Is Hilariously Delusional In Elle

Taylor Swift Is Hilariously Delusional In Elle

Remember when we used to do those Celebrities We Irrationaly Hate features? Jen wrote one on Paz de la Huerta, Jamie wrote one on Lana Del Rey, and there was a bit of feather ruffling over one about Alexa Chung. We stopped doing them because… it’s shitty. It’s probably constructive to avoid writing 2000 word screeds about hating someone you’ve never met.

But. We all want to write one about Taylor Swift, right? More »

Jon Mayer Is Really Angry, Really Bitter About That Taylor Swift Song

Jon Mayer Is Really Angry, Really Bitter About That Taylor Swift Song

So John Mayer has ignored the desperate pleas of his publicist and taken another interview with Rolling Stone. In the latest issue, he absolutely unloads on “country cutie” Taylor Swift, who famously wrote “Dear John,” about their doomed relationship and, tangentially, who famously writes all songs like a 15-year-old writes diary entries. John apparently felt “humiliated” by the move, which he described as “cheap.” More »

Bad in Bed With John Mayer

Bad in Bed With John Mayer

Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s topic is John Mayer.

So. You’re John Mayer. I’m not really sure what you do, other than date utterly unthreatening white women with staunchly mediocre levels of talent, ranging in age from 20-40. You do seem to have a type, and we commend you for that.

But you, sir, have no place dishing out sex advice More »

Party Favors: The Year In Sex Scandals

Party Favors: The Year In Sex Scandals

This normal British schoolgirl became a murderer. But only after she posted semi-skanky pictures of herself on Facebook, of course. – Daily Mail

Jesse James, Charlie Sheen, and John Mayer all earned spots on this year’s list of the biggest celebrity sex scandals. In other news, they also landed spots on my Do Not Date Ever list. – The Frisky

Kindle has removed several incest-themed books from their library. However, several books that feature incest still remain for sale, including the Bible. – Lemondrop

Pamela Anderson is on the cover of Playboy again, bringing her grand total to thirteen. – Socialite Life

Is it a good idea to sell Hooters-branded bibs and onesies? They’re still more stylish than orange shorts and sweat socks. – Jezebel

Do we have the right to know about celebrities’ sexual orientations? – College Candy More »

Gallery: Top 10 Celebrity Oversharers

Gallery: Top 10 Celebrity Oversharers
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Celebrities have to share things about their lives because that’s just a part of their job. But I’m pretty sure the job description of “celebrity” doesn’t entail telling everyone about the inner workings of your sex lives or your political views or really anything that’s TMI. Why can’t every celebrity be as classy as Natalie Portman and George Clooney? More »

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