With this insight from such a feminist icon, should we reconsider how we define feminism? More
Topic: John Mayer
Remember when we used to do those Celebrities We Irrationaly Hate features? Jen wrote one on Paz de la Huerta, Jamie wrote one on Lana Del Rey, and there was a bit of feather ruffling over one about Alexa Chung. We stopped doing them because… it’s shitty. It’s probably constructive to avoid writing 2000 word screeds about hating someone you’ve never met.
But. We all want to write one about Taylor Swift, right? More
You know how sometimes, you look back on things you’ve done dating-wise and realize you could’ve treated people so much better, and you feel terrible? This is apparently not a concept that is beyond John Mayer. More
To be fair, he’s not a very good one. More
Apparently John Mayer and Katy Perry are still very much an item… More
Listen, before we delve into this, let me preface it by saying that this is a judgment-free zone. More
So John Mayer has ignored the desperate pleas of his publicist and taken another interview with Rolling Stone. In the latest issue, he absolutely unloads on “country cutie” Taylor Swift, who famously wrote “Dear John,” about their doomed relationship and, tangentially, who famously writes all songs like a 15-year-old writes diary entries. John apparently felt “humiliated” by the move, which he described as “cheap.” More
Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s topic is John Mayer.
So. You’re John Mayer. I’m not really sure what you do, other than date utterly unthreatening white women with staunchly mediocre levels of talent, ranging in age from 20-40. You do seem to have a type, and we commend you for that.
But you, sir, have no place dishing out sex advice More
This normal British schoolgirl became a murderer. But only after she posted semi-skanky pictures of herself on Facebook, of course. – Daily Mail
Jesse James, Charlie Sheen, and John Mayer all earned spots on this year’s list of the biggest celebrity sex scandals. In other news, they also landed spots on my Do Not Date Ever list. – The Frisky
Kindle has removed several incest-themed books from their library. However, several books that feature incest still remain for sale, including the Bible. – Lemondrop
Pamela Anderson is on the cover of Playboy again, bringing her grand total to thirteen. – Socialite Life
Is it a good idea to sell Hooters-branded bibs and onesies? They’re still more stylish than orange shorts and sweat socks. – Jezebel
As opposed to just a canister of AXE and burying her face in a dirty sock. You know. Like the rest of us. I guess Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriends smell like gardenias? Bully for her. More
Celebrities have to share things about their lives because that’s just a part of their job. But I’m pretty sure the job description of “celebrity” doesn’t entail telling everyone about the inner workings of your sex lives or your political views or really anything that’s TMI. Why can’t every celebrity be as classy as Natalie Portman and George Clooney? More
I feel like I remember a time when John Mayer was known for something artistic…maybe he was, like, a musician? Or an actor? It’s all so fuzzy… Because it seems like now, the only time I hear about him — … More
Either Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has absurdly good luck or she has blackmail photos of some really important person, because she’s having the best month ever. (Sorry, VH1, I probably owe you five bucks in royalties now.) First, she was handpicked by … More
Oskana Grigorieva? I want you to print this out and tape it above your bed. And for everyone else, if you end up dating one of these celebrities, you can defend them all you want, but we’re still going to … More