We salute you. And your many, many fedoras. More
There’s something really intriguing about a couple that looks like they’re full of secrets, and Johnny Depp and Amber Heard definitely fit that bill. More
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning kooky, super secret matching tattoos to celebrate their upcoming marital bliss. Who wants to take bets as to when they’ll announce their break up? More
While you’re waiting for Jennifer Lawrence to call you back, take a second to look over this ultra-feminist, bomb-ass interview with your new best friend, Amber Heard. More
The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.
Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha. More
It was really just Lou Reed’s fault. More
I mean, let’s say some mean stuff about Willy Wonka. More
Both are in disguise! This isn’t even remotely retro! More
Let’s all look at Helena Bonham Carter’s hair. More
Or rather, somewhat futuristic snap? More
It’s couture week and so far the big news of Spring 2012 is that Bill Gayten‘s collection for Christian Dior was better than his first. The other news? Karl Lagerfeld presented his Chanel couture collection on a runway that looked like the inside of a plane. …Which makes sense because everyone loves planes, right? Anyway, there was some star power in the front row: Cameron Diaz, Diane Kruger, Eizabeth Olsen, Vanessa Paradis‘ first appearance since her split from Johnny Depp and, of course, fashion’s Darth Vader himself, Karl Lagerfeld. There was also a lot of hair. Let’s take a look. More
Last week during a post about potential new girlfriends for Johnny Depp, I happened to refer to Blake Lively as a tramp. Some people did not care for this one bit. More
Johnny Depp is single now! Everyone is thrilled right!? Not me, I hate everything. More
According to sources, Johnny Depp and his lovely partner of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis are throwing in the towel on their relationship. This might be the most disappointing news of the year. Last year we watched in sadness as Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon said adieu and now this. It’s as though love has no place in this world anymore. Damn you, world.