Topic: Johnny-Depp

Red Carpet Rundown: Everyone We Could Identify At The 2013 Kid’s Choice Awards

The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.

Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha. More »

Kate Moss Says She Never Did Heroin (She Just Didn’t Have Time To Eat)

It was really just Lou Reed’s fault. More »

Let’s Rank Johnny Depp’s Costumes

I mean, let’s say some mean stuff about Willy Wonka. More »

Retro Snap: Can You Recognize Either Of These A-Listers?

Both are in disguise! This isn’t even remotely retro! More »

Check Out These Retro Looks From Dark Shadows

Let’s all look at Helena Bonham Carter’s hair. More »

Courtney Love Accuses The Muppets Of Rape

Not joking. Not making it up. I am completely fucking serious. More »

Retro Snap: Do You Recognize This Sex Symbol?

Or rather, somewhat futuristic snap? More »

Red Carpet Rundown: The Chanel Couture Show

It’s couture week and so far the big news of Spring 2012 is that Bill Gayten‘s collection for Christian Dior was better than his first. The other news? Karl Lagerfeld presented his Chanel couture collection on a runway that looked like the inside of a plane. …Which makes sense because everyone loves planes, right? Anyway, there was some star power in the front row: Cameron Diaz, Diane Kruger, Eizabeth Olsen, Vanessa Paradis‘ first appearance since her split from Johnny Depp and, of course, fashion’s Darth Vader himself, Karl Lagerfeld. There was also a lot of hair. Let’s take a look. More »

Poll: Does The Word ‘Tramp’ Offend You?

Last week during a post about potential new girlfriends for Johnny Depp, I happened to refer to Blake Lively as a tramp. Some people did not care for this one bit. More »

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I Don’t Find Johnny Depp Sexy

Johnny Depp is single now! Everyone is thrilled right!? Not me, I hate everything. More »

Gallery: 10 Actresses Johnny Depp Should Date If He’s Calling It Quits With Vanessa Paradis

According to sources, Johnny Depp and his lovely partner of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis are throwing in the towel on their relationship. This might be the most disappointing news of the year. Last year we watched in sadness as Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon said adieu and now this. It’s as though love has no place in this world anymore. Damn you, world.
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