Topic: julianne hough

This Is A Must Read For All The Special Snowflakes Who Want To Be Original This Halloween

This Is A Must Read For All The Special Snowflakes Who Want To Be Original This Halloween

Crafting a flawless Halloween costume is kind of like standing in the middle of a Sephora and trying to find the perfect signature scent. You want to choose one that is both original and unoffensive, but the options are so overwhelming that you wind up leaving with a bottle of Marc Jacobs Daisy, the perfume that every other girl in the world is wearing. More »

Like, Peace! The Worst Coachella Fashion Disasters, Week One

Like, Peace! The Worst Coachella Fashion Disasters, Week One

Ah, Coachella, a time for (particularly) clueless rich people to dress up like their idea of a ’60s bohemian and enjoy the latest major label chart-topping tunes from the comfort of cushy VIP pens.

Normally, we have a hard line about not making fun of off-duty (non red carpet) famous people, but most of these press-hungry jackasses relish Coachella as an opportunity to wear their cool poor person costume: a floppy hat, short shorts, shitloads of fringe, a leather headband, a $2000 handbag and–the best accessory–a big, dumb peace sign. More »

Plots I Have Imagined For New Nicholas Sparks Film ‘Safe Haven’ After Viewing The Trailer Once With No Sound

Plots I Have Imagined For New Nicholas Sparks Film 'Safe Haven' After Viewing The Trailer Once With No Sound

Julianne Hough witnesses a murder and has to leave town under the Witness Protection Program. Cobie Smulders plays the (undercover???) FBI agent assigned to her. She falls in love with Josh Duhamel, who dies in a fire and has one, possibly two, children. Is the boy his child? The girl almost definitely is.

Julianne Hough believes that she has witnessed a murder when in fact she is the murderer herself. Suffering from mental blackouts and delusions, she flees town, but cannot leave behind her violent alter ego. When her hoodie is up, she appears sane. When her hoodie is down, she is paranoid and uncontrollably bloodthirsty.

Julianne Hough and Cobie Smulders are the same person. More »

The Best & Worst Of Last Night’s Golden Globes Beauty

The Best & Worst Of Last Night's Golden Globes Beauty

All right. We brought you live coverage of last night’s Golden Globe Awards, we brought you our ten best dressed and our ten worst dressed (still reeling, Halle Berry)…

Now, we’d like to level the playing field and just focus on the shoulders up. Last night, there was some really amazing hair and makeup on the red carpet–and some not amazing hair and makeup. This is our rundown of the best and worst of the Golden Globes beauty. More »