Topic: julianne hough

Like, Peace! The Worst Coachella Fashion Disasters, Week One

Like, Peace! The Worst Coachella Fashion Disasters, Week One

Ah, Coachella, a time for (particularly) clueless rich people to dress up like their idea of a ’60s bohemian and enjoy the latest major label chart-topping tunes from the comfort of cushy VIP pens.

Normally, we have a hard line about not making fun of off-duty (non red carpet) famous people, but most of these press-hungry jackasses relish Coachella as an opportunity to wear their cool poor person costume: a floppy hat, short shorts, shitloads of fringe, a leather headband, a $2000 handbag and–the best accessory–a big, dumb peace sign. More »

Plots I Have Imagined For New Nicholas Sparks Film ‘Safe Haven’ After Viewing The Trailer Once With No Sound

Plots I Have Imagined For New Nicholas Sparks Film 'Safe Haven' After Viewing The Trailer Once With No Sound

Julianne Hough witnesses a murder and has to leave town under the Witness Protection Program. Cobie Smulders plays the (undercover???) FBI agent assigned to her. She falls in love with Josh Duhamel, who dies in a fire and has one, possibly two, children. Is the boy his child? The girl almost definitely is.

Julianne Hough believes that she has witnessed a murder when in fact she is the murderer herself. Suffering from mental blackouts and delusions, she flees town, but cannot leave behind her violent alter ego. When her hoodie is up, she appears sane. When her hoodie is down, she is paranoid and uncontrollably bloodthirsty.

Julianne Hough and Cobie Smulders are the same person. More »

Fashion Disasters: Julianne Hough Realizes Our Greatest Fears, Wears Dress Over Pants

Fashion Disasters: Julianne Hough Realizes Our Greatest Fears, Wears Dress Over Pants

We’re pretty hard on Julianne Hough around here.

It seems like every time she shows up on a red carpet, she’s been talked into exactly whatever thing is the trendiest at the moment. It’s frustrating because it’s symptomatic of a larger problem with what passes for style in Hollywood: starlets with no sense of self coerced into looking like idiots by people who often care much more about career visibility than… the way someone’s actually dressed. More »

The Best & Worst Of Last Night’s Golden Globes Beauty

The Best & Worst Of Last Night's Golden Globes Beauty

All right. We brought you live coverage of last night’s Golden Globe Awards, we brought you our ten best dressed and our ten worst dressed (still reeling, Halle Berry)…

Now, we’d like to level the playing field and just focus on the shoulders up. Last night, there was some really amazing hair and makeup on the red carpet–and some not amazing hair and makeup. This is our rundown of the best and worst of the Golden Globes beauty. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: The Best Dressed At The People’s Choice Awards

Red Carpet Rundown: The Best Dressed At The People's Choice Awards

The People’s Choice Awards always involves a whole lot of interesting choices made on behalf of, well, the people. Some are agreeable, some are…not quite as agreeable. But let’s be honest: we’re all about ten times more interested in the glorious (and inglorious) looks on the red carpet than any award doled out by the general public, so let’s take a look at the some of those, shall we? More »

10 Trends That Need To Die Right Now

10 Trends That Need To Die Right Now

Living in New York City makes it pretty easy to track trends: first you see it on runways (or fashion editors and models off duty), then you see it on famous people. Next, it’s on personal style bloggers. All of a sudden, it’s clogging window displays at Zara, H&M and Steve Madden. Then you see it fucking everywhere. Who else is sick to death of neon? Printed pants? Sneaker wedges? Presenting the 10 most over-exposed, played-out trends of right now. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: The Worst Dressed At The 2012 People’s Choice Awards

Red Carpet Rundown: The Worst Dressed At The 2012 Peopleâs Choice Awards

Did every stylist in Hollywood take the night off? Were they all too busy prepping for Sunday’s Golden Globes?! As we mentioned, there wasn’t a lot of good at last night’s People’s Choice Awards. …Man, however. There was a lot of bad. Like, memorably bad. Let’s take a look at some of the evening’s misfires from Ashley Greene, Demi LovatoJulianne Hough and, sadly, Emma Stone. Onward. More »