Topic: Justin Bieber

What Anne Frank & Other Famous Historical Figures Would’ve Really Thought Of Justin Bieber

What Anne Frank & Other Famous Historical Figures Would've Really Thought Of Justin Bieber
Shirley Temple
Margaret Thatcher
Abraham Lincoln
Cleopatra
Napoleon Bonaparte

Yesterday, Justin Bieber said something that irritated a lot of people (in fact, Amanda literally threw stuff across the room and screamed). While visiting the Anne Frank House in Germany, he wrote this message in the guestbook: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

Yeah. Uhm. More »

A Tribute To Justin Bieber’s Sexy Face (In Honor Of His Teen Vogue Covers)

A Tribute To Justin Bieber's Sexy Face (In Honor Of His Teen Vogue Covers)
Justin Bieber covers the May issue of Teen Vogue
;)
(Except when they're too profound for captions)
"Growin out the stash lol"

Megastar and star-crossed monkey-haver Justin Bieber has twin Teen Vogue covers for May and we were deeply delighted to discover that he was making the exact same face on both of them.

…Granted, anyone who follows Bieber on Instagram (what of it?)) knows that this is, in fact, the only face he’s capable of making. Every time the young pop star encounters a camera or an iPhone, he reflexively furrows his brow, raises his eyebrows, squints seductively (?) and parts his lips for an expression that can only be described as “sensual incredulity.”

Ahead, a little loving tribute to Justin Bieber’s Sexy Face. More »

Have You Seen The Justin Bieber Mannequin?

Have You Seen The Justin Bieber Mannequin?

You know why they make mannequins headless? It’s supposed to be so you can imagine yourself in the clothing. I mean, that operates under the assumption that you have a body shaped like a mannequin. That is an assumption that is correct maybe a tiny, tiny portion of the time, but that’s the logic to all those faceless mannequins you see. You are supposed to be able to look at mannequins and envision yourself in any given dress.

There is apparently a portion of the population that does not want to imagine themselves in any given dress.

They want to imagine a young Justin Bieber. More »

Eight Pre-Existing Things We Should Update By Naming Them After Good-Looking Young Celebrities

Eight Pre-Existing Things We Should Update By Naming Them After Good-Looking Young Celebrities

Today’s New York Times has an article about “The Karlie,” a “trend” that was born, as many things are, after 20-year-old model Karlie Kloss jokingly referred to her new haircut as such and a bunch of people took her seriously. Yours truly was even said to find the haircut “inspiring” because I once wrote “now that I see it on Karlie, I have the sudden feeling that it would make me look like a goddess.” The full paragraph, if you recall, was a bit different in tone than what that single sentence might lead you to believe: More »

Is Justin Bieber’s New Tattoo Offensive?

Is Justin Bieber's New Tattoo Offensive?

As somebody who both has and enjoys tattoos, I try to be pretty open-minded about what other people have on their own bodies. Of course, I’m sure there are plenty of people who would think that mine are rather silly, and there are also some others that I think are more than a little, uhm, silly. So when I saw Justin Bieber’s new tattoo, my first reaction was, “Are you serious? Is this not some sort of joke?” And then I started thinking about it. More »

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