Yesterday, Justin Bieber said something that irritated a lot of people (in fact, Amanda literally threw stuff across the room and screamed). While visiting the Anne Frank House in Germany, he wrote this message in the guestbook: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
Yeah. Uhm. More
Megastar and star-crossed monkey-haver Justin Bieber has twin Teen Vogue covers for May and we were deeply delighted to discover that he was making the exact same face on both of them.
…Granted, anyone who follows Bieber on Instagram (what of it?)) knows that this is, in fact, the only face he’s capable of making. Every time the young pop star encounters a camera or an iPhone, he reflexively furrows his brow, raises his eyebrows, squints seductively (?) and parts his lips for an expression that can only be described as “sensual incredulity.”
Ahead, a little loving tribute to Justin Bieber’s Sexy Face. More
You know why they make mannequins headless? It’s supposed to be so you can imagine yourself in the clothing. I mean, that operates under the assumption that you have a body shaped like a mannequin. That is an assumption that is correct maybe a tiny, tiny portion of the time, but that’s the logic to all those faceless mannequins you see. You are supposed to be able to look at mannequins and envision yourself in any given dress.
There is apparently a portion of the population that does not want to imagine themselves in any given dress.
They want to imagine a young Justin Bieber. More
Judging by Twitter, even celebrities are starting to find Justin Bieber‘s lack of quality a bit annoying. More
Dear middle school boys everywhere: if you think dressing like this will get Stephanie to let you take her to the dance, it won’t. Don’t do it. More
He was wearing baggy pants, surrounded by security guards, and being chased by a throng of young girls. Logically, one would conclude that it might be the Biebs. More
Today’s New York Times has an article about “The Karlie,” a “trend” that was born, as many things are, after 20-year-old model Karlie Kloss jokingly referred to her new haircut as such and a bunch of people took her seriously. Yours truly was even said to find the haircut “inspiring” because I once wrote “now that I see it on Karlie, I have the sudden feeling that it would make me look like a goddess.” The full paragraph, if you recall, was a bit different in tone than what that single sentence might lead you to believe: More
In case you all haven’t heard yet, there’s a super tough celebrity on the loose. His voice will send tremors through your…well, teddy bears. Maybe. More
Trolls are typically the most obnoxious part of the Internet (well, apart from those glitter GIF graphics people used to put on their MySpace profiles). They exist to anger and shock people into reacting — i.e. The Point — and leave few holds barred in order to do so. More
As somebody who both has and enjoys tattoos, I try to be pretty open-minded about what other people have on their own bodies. Of course, I’m sure there are plenty of people who would think that mine are rather silly, and there are also some others that I think are more than a little, uhm, silly. So when I saw Justin Bieber’s new tattoo, my first reaction was, “Are you serious? Is this not some sort of joke?” And then I started thinking about it. More
Given the death of a photographer attempting to take pictures of Justin Bieber yesterday by following his Ferrari, many people can’t help but question how far the news should be willing to go when it comes to celebrity news and photos. More
Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson refuse to quit each other. More
Honey Boo Boo reveals her celebrity crush: Justin Bieber. I’m reporting on this because the world is doomed and I want you to know. More