Happy Monday, everybody! Here’s a topless photo of Jennifer Aniston. More
Topic: justin theroux
Horrifying? Macabre? Weirdly charming? All of those? More
Jennifer Aniston would make the worst McDonald’s spokesperson ever. More
If youâ€™re a penis who really wants to make it in Â this town, youâ€™ve got to be attached to the only crotch that matters.Â And that crotch obviously belongs to one and onlyÂ Jon Hamm. Once you make it Â there, the saying is you can make it everywhereâ€¦that Google safe search is turned off. So thatâ€™s why Iâ€™m not surprised to seeÂ Justin Therouxâ€™sÂ penis auditioning for the coveted role when he (Justin, not his penis) went on a run recently. Although Justin, his current owner and legal handler, seems unaware of his penisâ€™ cameo, Wikileaks says it still counts as a legitimate audition. More
Jen’s wedding colors will be turquoise, being a good sport, and “Lean In,” Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg’s new book.
Guests who are unable to demonstrate their ability to “have it all” will be turned away at the door.
Each member of the bridal party will be given a rescue dog; if they already have a rescue dog, their rescue dog will be given a seeing-eye dog. More
Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux were photographed jetting off to Paris yesterday. While Theroux wore a convincing Johnny Knoxville costume, the usually restrained Aniston opted for jeans with a deep drop crotch and… looked ridiculous. More
The loveliness that is Justin Theroux came to my attention when I first saw Mulholland Drive. His role in the David Lynch film immediately won me over; itâ€™s hard to not get all hot and bothered by an arrogant director with a penchant for dark sunglasses. More