FINALLY! After years of patiently waiting, the public has been rewarded with a Miley Cyrus porn parody. But seriously, how is it 2014 and we’re just now getting Molly’s Wrecking Ballz? More
Breaking news! Lindsay Lohan inexplicably decided to write out a sex list of her Hollywood conquests, and now we all get to talk about her sex life. More
When famous women get assaulted by male fans, it’s creepy and disturbing. When famous men get assaulted by female fans, it’s apparently… adorable. More
You just know that JT thinks JT is the man. More
What an uncomfortable evening, for everyone. More
The AMAs may have been uneventful this year, but Instagram was blowing up. More
I think I have a new favorite entertainment reporter. More
Matching with your partner: even dorky when hot famous people do it. More
Children of the late nineties rejoice! Legendary boy band *NSync has just made a bunch of people very happy by announcing that they will reunite to perform at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards…even Justin Timberlake, who totally doesn’t have to do this. Angry little mall goth that I was, I was never that into *NSync growing up, but can certainly appreciate their cheesiness in hindsight, especially from a fashion P.O.V. From skin-tight muscle tees to weird shiny coats, the *NSync archives are a treasure trove of bad late ’90s/early 2000s fashion, confusing hairstyles and inadvertent homoeroticism. Let’s look back on their top 12 finest moments. More
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Justin Timberlake recently got himself into a minor mess by neglecting to use Google–though his new single ably apes Off the Wall-era MJ, it’s also called “Take Back the Night,” which shares it name with one of history’s more famous anti-rape campaigns. We’re kind of flabbergasted no one on Timberlake’s team thought this might cause a problem…? More
Is this the look Justin Timberlake will stick with for life? More
Questions that will be answered this week by your all-knowing host:
- Why will the new Justin Timberlake album likely raise birth rates?
- What’s the real problem we need Lululemon to start fixing for us?
- Which disease has Downton Abbey‘s Dan Stevens caught — one that he shares with Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks and Christian Bale?
- Who is Instagramming her weird bloody face? More
Wake up and take off those ugly green tutus, America! I know you’re hungover from last night’s gross green beer, but there’s a 100% fresh News For Bitches for you all, so get ready to be filled in on the latest and greatest of stories regarding the pope, the Spice Girls and the bacon– Mikala Bierma style. More
The 2013 Brit Awards happened yesterday and attracted a bunch of big stars–Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake… uh… Lana Del Rey? She’s famous for the internet.
Well, here are the attendees we recognized, along with a few we didn’t (in strikingly hideous dresses). More