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Red Carpet Rundown: Live From The 2013 MTV Video Music Awards Red Carpet

Red Carpet Rundown: Live From The 2013 MTV Video Music Awards Red Carpet

It’s time once again for the greatest red carpet of all–no, not the Oscars, not the Met Gala, but the MTV Video Music Awards. And why is it the greatest? Because it replaces all the pomp and circumstance of those other red carpet spectacles with more shameless fameballing, astonishingly tacky minis, ridiculous costumes, novelty hats, ornamental canes and so forth–sometimes even capes! It’s the best of times, it is the worst of times.

This year, the ceremony’s in Brooklyn at the massive Barclay’s Center (above)–and the big draw is that almost-certainly-happening ‘NYSNC reunion. But even if they don’t break out the marionette strings, there will be plenty of other absurd outfits to enjoy.

We’ll be updating throughout the night as photos come in, so refresh early and refresh often. Tomorrow, we’ll round them up in (relatively) best and (definitively) worst lists. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.

And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.

Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More »

JWoww Calls NYE Photo Of Her Butt ‘Disgusting,’ Makes Video To ‘Prove’ Otherwise (NSFW)

JWoww Calls NYE Photo Of Her Butt 'Disgusting,' Makes Video To 'Prove' Otherwise (NSFW)

As many of you know, a photo of The Jersey Shore star Jennifer “JWoww” Farley began circulating around the Internet in the past couple of days. And, as Ashley pointed out yesterday, it seems like the majority of coverage regarding the photo was not actually about the wardrobe malfunction itself, but just people making fun of her cellulite. As a result, JWoww seemed to find it necessary to make an entire video “proving” to people that her ass is not “disgusting,” as she deems the picture. More »

I Hate Myself For Definitely Missing Jersey Shore, So Let’s Take A Look Back At Its Best Contributions To Society

I Hate Myself For Definitely Missing Jersey Shore, So Let's Take A Look Back At Its Best Contributions To Society

I distinctly remember the first time I realized I might have bad taste in television. I was eating waffles and avocado in my apartment three years ago, trying to figure out what to watch online, when it suddenly occurred to me that I should jump on over to MTV.com and ruin my brain with societal no-gooders.

IT WAS AWESOME. More »

Are Reality Television Stars Like Kim Kardashian Actually “Evil”?

Are Reality Television Stars Like Kim Kardashian Actually "Evil"?

Reality television has weirdly pervaded TheGloss this week, what with the Today Show refraining from observing 9/11 and instead opting to let Kris Jenner talk about her breast implants or Jersey Shore’s Sammi Sweetheart designing a collection of sweatpants. This has led to a lot of office conversation about reality television personalities and how objectionable we find them. But can we actually parse out why? Well, besides Kim Kardashian comparing her publicity stunt marriage to pediatric cancerMore »