The Gloss has brought you a rather thorough dissection of the 2013 MTV Movie Awards red carpet: first, our commentary in realtime, second, our (best stab at a) best dressed list, third, our breakdown of the night’s best and worst beauty and now… the worst dressed at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, which is really saying something. More
Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.
And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.
Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More
One Life to Live gave JWoww a real acting job, and she seems to be taking it really seriously by going all Method and slapping her costar. More
As many of you know, a photo of The Jersey Shore star Jennifer “JWoww” Farley began circulating around the Internet in the past couple of days. And, as Ashley pointed out yesterday, it seems like the majority of coverage regarding the photo was not actually about the wardrobe malfunction itself, but just people making fun of her cellulite. As a result, JWoww seemed to find it necessary to make an entire video “proving” to people that her ass is not “disgusting,” as she deems the picture. More
Wardrobe malfunctions are one thing (and we’re a fashion site, so we have to be very interested in them)–but it seems that the subtext of the coverage of this particular wardrobe malfunction is that JWoww‘s thighs should look different. More
I distinctly remember the first time I realized I might have bad taste in television. I was eating waffles and avocado in my apartment three years ago, trying to figure out what to watch online, when it suddenly occurred to me that I should jump on over to MTV.com and ruin my brain with societal no-gooders.
IT WAS AWESOME. More
Famous people lead cool lives where they don’t have to do anything ever but they have millions of dollars. In order to fill their days (and provide some semblance of time) they dress up in elaborate, nonsensical Halloween costumes (they … More
Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley AKA JWOWW is one of the few reality TV stars we’ve ever thought redeemable. She is also slowly becoming someone else, per the internet. More
Reality television has weirdly pervaded TheGloss this week, what with the Today Show refraining from observing 9/11 and instead opting to let Kris Jenner talk about her breast implants or Jersey Shore’s Sammi Sweetheart designing a collection of sweatpants. This has led to a lot of office conversation about reality television personalities and how objectionable we find them. But can we actually parse out why? Well, besides Kim Kardashian comparing her publicity stunt marriage to pediatric cancer… More
“I’m not calling you fat.” More
Yes, she’s already planning spinoffs. More
The July issue of Inked Magazine features a long and probing cover story on Jenni “JWoww” Farley that asks all of the difficult questions no one’s dared to ask her before, like “how do you sleep at night knowing that your fortune comes primarily from perpetuating negative stereotypes of Italian Americans?” Just kidding, it’s a puff piece written by someone who seems intent on making it clear that he’s buddies with his subject. There is, however, a delightfully trashy photo spread in which JWoww wears glittery lingerie and does pin-up poses while pretending to wash a car. Which is almost just as good! More
It makes perfect sense, because why would they give a shit about a bunch of whiny New Yorkers? More