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“There were a lot of [skit] pitches about my boobs,” Katy said. – Katy Perry, on hosting SNL. More
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“There were a lot of [skit] pitches about my boobs,” Katy said. – Katy Perry, on hosting SNL. More
As Ashley explained earlier today, the MTV EMAs were a veritable parade of pretty people in ugly, ugly clothes. But whose outfit was the ugliest? There are so many to pick from that it was difficult to narrow it down, but I’ve come up with seven strong contenders. Click through to see them all, then come back here to vote on which celebrity deserves to be banned from ever picking out his or her own clothes again. More
JWoww doesn’t look much different on Halloween than she does every other day. More
As Halloween draws nigh, we here at The Gloss will be showing you all manner of costumes good and bad in an effort to help you better plan your own (and/or laugh at celebrities in bad costumes). Today, I bring you JWoww as one of those creepy Svedka femme-bots, combining the holy trinity of branding, guido-hood, and artificial intelligence as she gets ready for Halloween by walking her(?) dogs. Even androids need companionship, I suppose. More
Well, we’ve been in business a year, and you forgot our birthday. That’s cool. That’s cool. We love Molly Ringwald, really counting on Jake Ryan showing up with a cake at this point. Here’s a small sampling of some of our favorite pieces from the past year: More
Everyone has something to say about the red carpet this week, which is fine because I missed the whole thing and still want to make snarky comments about pretty people dressed up in beautiful clothes. I, myself, attended a pretty glamorous event this weekend… More
“I’ve got a pretty hot husband, so you know, I’m willing to try a few things.” — Phaedra Parks, a Real Housewife of Atlanta, on her capacity for freakiness.
“I was holding all my shoes, my Valentine’s.” — Lady Gaga, on how she spent February 14. More
Catherine Malandrino says, “I love wine; I love fur; I love jewelry; I love diamonds; I love food; and I love to smoke. Unfortunately, this is the way we live.” Yes, there’s context. -The Cut
Valentines Day Underwear Challenge. -Jezebel
Carine Roitfeld and Emmanuelle Alt are no longer speaking. Any guesses as to why?! -Styleite
JWOWW closing the Richie Rich show is buxom, psyched. -Fashion Indie More
Remember when “Sex and the City” was on the air — and then again when it was a movie — and it was the hip thing to do to talk about which character you were? And 75% of women thought they were Carries, and the other 25% thought they were Samanthas, and if your friends ever deigned to suggest that you were a Charlotte or a Miranda you had to pretend to be fine with it only to go home and fume?
Why haven’t we don’t that with “Jersey Shore”? It has four girl-women too. So here are your options: More
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It’s already been established that the Jersey Shore kids have much to teach the world about fashion and beauty. Now, HBIC JWoww has a life advice book coming out in February. The Rules According to J.Woww features some of Our Lady of Class and Grace’s finest tips, including “Rule #52: Hair belongs on your head . . . nowhere else.” More
Tonight, readers, we are all in for a very special programming event. Because tonight marks the debut broadcast of Barbara Walters meeting with the cast of “Jersey Shore” — and it promises to be epic.
The entire cast will be featured in one person’s slot (fair) on Walters’ annual 10 Most Fascinating People, and they will be appearing alongside the likes of Justin Bieber and Betty White. More
Few things in this world make a person take immediate stock of their physical attributes as quickly as running into their partner’s ex. I don’t care how confident you are (actually, I do, and if you’re so confident that this … More
Passive aggression through red carpet fashion or just a model wearing a dress only a model could wear? -On the Runway
Upsetting but ultimately not surprising: when advertising dollars influence editorial content. -Racked
Emma Watson to collaborate with Alberta Ferretti. Her qualifications include not attending design school of any kind and playing a child wizard in the moving pictures. -Fashionista
Admirably thorough winter coat shopping guide. -Elle.com
Miranda Kerr naked/pregnant, JWoww looks different, a little Joy Division and More
This month, InTouch Weekly gave Jenni “Jwoww” Farley a makeunder — and she looks so pretty, you guys! Admittedly, I love a good makeunder, and so I might be inclined to bias. But I’m also not a huge JWoww fan, … More