Yes, she’s already planning spinoffs. More
The July issue of Inked Magazine features a long and probing cover story on Jenni “JWoww” Farley that asks all of the difficult questions no one’s dared to ask her before, like “how do you sleep at night knowing that your fortune comes primarily from perpetuating negative stereotypes of Italian Americans?” Just kidding, it’s a puff piece written by someone who seems intent on making it clear that he’s buddies with his subject. There is, however, a delightfully trashy photo spread in which JWoww wears glittery lingerie and does pin-up poses while pretending to wash a car. Which is almost just as good! More
It makes perfect sense, because why would they give a shit about a bunch of whiny New Yorkers? More
As Ashley explained earlier today, the MTV EMAs were a veritable parade of pretty people in ugly, ugly clothes. But whose outfit was the ugliest? There are so many to pick from that it was difficult to narrow it down, but I’ve come up with seven strong contenders. Click through to see them all, then come back here to vote on which celebrity deserves to be banned from ever picking out his or her own clothes again. More
JWoww doesn’t look much different on Halloween than she does every other day. More
As Halloween draws nigh, we here at The Gloss will be showing you all manner of costumes good and bad in an effort to help you better plan your own (and/or laugh at celebrities in bad costumes). Today, I bring you JWoww as one of those creepy Svedka femme-bots, combining the holy trinity of branding, guido-hood, and artificial intelligence as she gets ready for Halloween by walking her(?) dogs. Even androids need companionship, I suppose. More
Well, we’ve been in business a year, and you forgot our birthday. That’s cool. That’s cool. We love Molly Ringwald, really counting on Jake Ryan showing up with a cake at this point. Here’s a small sampling of some of our favorite pieces from the past year: More
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Everyone has something to say about the red carpet this week, which is fine because I missed the whole thing and still want to make snarky comments about pretty people dressed up in beautiful clothes. I, myself, attended a pretty glamorous event this weekend… More
Catherine Malandrino says, “I love wine; I love fur; I love jewelry; I love diamonds; I love food; and I love to smoke. Unfortunately, this is the way we live.” Yes, there’s context. -The Cut
Valentines Day Underwear Challenge. -Jezebel
Carine Roitfeld and Emmanuelle Alt are no longer speaking. Any guesses as to why?! -Styleite
Remember when “Sex and the City” was on the air — and then again when it was a movie — and it was the hip thing to do to talk about which character you were? And 75% of women thought they were Carries, and the other 25% thought they were Samanthas, and if your friends ever deigned to suggest that you were a Charlotte or a Miranda you had to pretend to be fine with it only to go home and fume?
Why haven’t we don’t that with “Jersey Shore”? It has four girl-women too. So here are your options: More
It’s already been established that the Jersey Shore kids have much to teach the world about fashion and beauty. Now, HBIC JWoww has a life advice book coming out in February. The Rules According to J.Woww features some of Our Lady of Class and Grace’s finest tips, including “Rule #52: Hair belongs on your head . . . nowhere else.” More