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Few brands are more guilty of Photoshop hackjobs than the Kardashian korporate umbrella. Remember the swimwear campaign? Or the Tang-orange lingerie kollection? All memorably awful photoshop. Poor Khloe Kardashian usually gets the worst of it–or her body is strategically hidden–but Kim’s kurves … More
Oh, these assholes. Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and the other one are featured in a new ad for their latest collection of sweatshop sweet nothings, and if you can look at this image without laughing… you are Lindsay Lohan. The sisters appear to have been eaten alive by bronzer. More
The Kardashians have learned their lesson: if designers object to you stealing from them, just do it elsewhere. More
Only one person in the world is convinced that Kim Kardashian didn’t marry and divorce Kris Humphries for press. That person is Kim Kardashian. More
Please enjoy this quick, life-affirming clip of Mike Jeffries–an anchor for Philadelphia’s Fox affiliate Channel 29–ruthlessly mock Kim and Kourtney Kardashian (who are on to promote their prosaically named collaboration with Sears, The Kardashian Kollection). Once the segment ends, Jeffries wonders aloud if the Kardashians can still hear him, then pulls up his shoulder pads to mimic the stylized versions see on both sisters and does a brief but precise impression of their vacuous nasal whine. Yes. More
What’s one thing you think of when you hear “Kardashian sisters”? I mean, okay, after “horrible,” “venal,” “insufferable,” “bad for the world,” “consumptive,” “fame-whoring,” “relentlessly shallow,” etc. So, after all that stuff. More
“A breast always goes down with the ship.” More
