ROB KARDASHIAN’S SOCK LINE, ARTHUR GEORGE, HAS ARRIVED. HE FELT VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS.
Remember? Remember how passionate he felt? Remember how to demonstrate his passion he showed naked ladies wearing socks? I’m still only adjusting to this video, and now the sock line is here! And available at Neiman Marcus. You should check out all of it, but here is a sampling, which I have ranked in order of passion. More
Because voting the same as your favorite celebrity is always a great idea… More
Click through for Kris Jenner’s nipple if you must. More
As part of her secret plan to drive Kim Kardashian to the brink of insanity so she can steal her lip gloss, up-and-coming Kardashian Kendall Jenner has kicked her fashion modeling career into high gear with a spread in Genlux Magazine. In it, she wears clothes, stares blankly into the camera like a baby deer, and even duplicates by mitosis. That last thing may sound impressive, but asexual reproduction is actually a trait common to all Kardashians; it’s how they make more Kardashians without soiling their bedsheets. Still, I’d wach my back if I were Kim…this kid looks like she means business. More
I’ve always been a little disappointed that my 20/20 vision precludes me from wearing glasses. Not anymore! More
You know, 90% of the time, I think plastic surgery is a perfectly reasonable option in many different situations. And then I look at this: More
Here is a waking nightmare in five minutes. The Kardashians took some footage from their vacation to the Dominican Republic–why did they need a vacation? isn’t their whole existence just buying designer shit and whining?–and cobbled together a music video… for “Hypnotize” by the Notorious B.I.G.. More
You may not be familiar Chen Guangcheng, but you’d probably really like him if you’re a fan of, say, Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela, you know, heroes. If you like heroes, basically, you’ll like him. More
SOCKS AND NAKED LADIES AND KARDASHIANS More
Lesser Kardashians Kylie and Kendall Jenner are on the cover of March’s Teen Vogue, and they look…well, like two regular, non-model kids. They’re cute enough, if you can get over your hatred of all things Kardashian long enough to view them, but for two young’uns trying to break into fashion, their poses are a bit lackluster, and their faces betray a clear lack of smizing. Someone get Tyra on the case!
Nevertheless, they sure are people. Here are the photos from the spread, plus some extremely interesting things I learned about them from the accompanying profile. More
Because sources say that Khloe Kardashian is not, you know, a Kardashian. More
You can file this under “Kardashian reality stars who suddenly, for the first time ever, became somewhat interesting.” More
Trick or treat!
There are only two weeks left to nail down your perfect Halloween costume. Sure, you can take the easy way out and hit the party store for the usual stand-bys. The ubiquitous sexy bumblebee, sexy vampire, sexy ladybug, sexy cave woman, or sexy fire fighter offer a veritable feast of cleavage-baring opportunities.
But for those of us who are feeling a little, say, topical, there are even more choices. These costumes will be a hit at this year’s party. More
Remember how Kim Kardashian got married and it was supposed to be Our! Royal! Wedding! and then it wasn’t because the Kardashians are off-putting and terrible? Well, TheGloss posted some photos and then we (and every blog) got a sternly-worded letter from People asking they be taken down. Thankfully, TMZ just got the full batch–seriously, almost 100 photos of your least favorite people in the world!–and now we are posting some because, honestly, I felt spiritually incomplete without the ability to gawk at Kim Kardashian’s hideous fucking Sexy Childlike Empress Halloween costume. More