Topic: Kardashians

Which Of Rob Kardashian’s Socks Are The Most Passionate? I Will Rank Them.

ROB KARDASHIAN’S SOCK LINE, ARTHUR GEORGE, HAS ARRIVED. HE FELT VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS.

Remember? Remember how passionate he felt? Remember how to demonstrate his passion he showed naked ladies wearing socks? I’m still only adjusting to this video, and now the sock line is here! And available at Neiman Marcus. You should check out all of it, but here is a sampling, which I have ranked in order of passion. More »

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Want To ‘Influence’ How You’ll Vote During This Election

Because voting the same as your favorite celebrity is always a great idea… More »

Kris Jenner Just Had A Nip-Slip And Instagrammed It (NSFW)

Click through for Kris Jenner’s nipple if you must. More »

Gallery: Kendall Jenner Duplicates By Mitosis In Attempt To Show Up Half-Sister Kim Kardashian

As part of her secret plan to drive Kim Kardashian to the brink of insanity so she can steal her lip gloss, up-and-coming Kardashian Kendall Jenner has kicked her fashion modeling career into high gear with a spread in Genlux Magazine. In it, she wears clothes, stares blankly into the camera like a baby deer, and even duplicates by mitosis. That last thing may sound impressive, but asexual reproduction is actually a trait common to all Kardashians; it’s how they make more Kardashians without soiling their bedsheets. Still, I’d wach my back if I were Kim…this kid looks like she means business. More »

Kardashian Sisters Wear Glasses, Somehow Only Look Dumber

I’ve always been a little disappointed that my 20/20 vision precludes me from wearing glasses. Not anymore! More »

Retro Snap: Do You Recognize This Man Pre-Plastic Surgery

You know, 90% of the time, I think plastic surgery is a perfectly reasonable option in many different situations. And then I look at this: More »

The Kardashians Will Eventually Destroy Everything You Love

Here is a waking nightmare in five minutes. The Kardashians took some footage from their vacation to the Dominican Republic–why did they need a vacation? isn’t their whole existence just buying designer shit and whining?–and cobbled together a music video… for “Hypnotize” by the Notorious B.I.G.. More »

How Do You Feel About This Kardashian Joke?

You may not be familiar Chen Guangcheng, but you’d probably really like him if you’re a fan of, say, Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela, you know, heroes. If you like heroes, basically, you’ll like him. More »

Rob Kardashian Love Socks, And Naked Ladies, And Everything About This Video Is Great

SOCKS AND NAKED LADIES AND KARDASHIANS More »

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Gallery: Five Things I Learned From Kylie And Kendall Jenner’s First Cover Story

Lesser Kardashians Kylie and Kendall Jenner are on the cover of March’s Teen Vogue, and they look…well, like two regular, non-model kids. They’re cute enough, if you can get over your hatred of all things Kardashian long enough to view them, but for two young’uns trying to break into fashion, their poses are a bit lackluster, and their faces betray a clear lack of smizing. Someone get Tyra on the case!

Nevertheless, they sure are people. Here are the photos from the spread, plus some extremely interesting things I learned about them from the accompanying profile. More »

Poll: Do You Think Khloe Is A Kardashian?

Because sources say that Khloe Kardashian is not, you know, a Kardashian. More »

Bruce Jenner Is A Cross-Dresser

You can file this under “Kardashian reality stars who suddenly, for the first time ever, became somewhat interesting.” More »

Top Ten Sexy Halloween Costumes Of 2011

Trick or treat!

There are only two weeks left to nail down your perfect Halloween costume. Sure, you can take the easy way out and hit the party store for the usual stand-bys. The ubiquitous sexy bumblebee, sexy vampire, sexy ladybug, sexy cave woman, or sexy fire fighter offer a veritable feast of cleavage-baring opportunities.

But for those of us who are feeling a little, say, topical, there are even more choices. These costumes will be a hit at this year’s party. More »

Gallery: Kim Kardashian’s Official Wedding Photos Have Arrived And Now We Can Be Whole Again

Remember how Kim Kardashian got married and it was supposed to be Our! Royal! Wedding! and then it wasn’t because the Kardashians are off-putting and terrible? Well, TheGloss posted some photos and then we (and every blog) got a sternly-worded letter from People asking they be taken down. Thankfully, TMZ just got the full batch–seriously, almost 100 photos of your least favorite people in the world!–and now we are posting some because, honestly, I felt spiritually incomplete without the ability to gawk at Kim Kardashian’s hideous fucking Sexy Childlike Empress Halloween costume. More »

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