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Lagerfeld then immediately scuttled back into his Lazarus chamber to watch his sentient cat eat foie gras while several maids silently starched his collars and powdered his ponytail. More
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Lagerfeld then immediately scuttled back into his Lazarus chamber to watch his sentient cat eat foie gras while several maids silently starched his collars and powdered his ponytail. More
Karl Lagerfeld is a nutty old coot whose two favorite past times are calling people fat and readying his titanium space cave for the proletarian revolution. But once in a while he does something endearing, like growing obsessed with a white fluffy kitten or supporting gay marriage in a public way, and I am charmed. Maybe he just likes things that are white? More
Welcome to the second episode of our new web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the (potentially extremely sexy) fate of three chosen bachelors. The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and popular games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss. More
Last week, we met Casey Legler, a striking female artist working as a male model (she’s even on the men’s board at Ford). We were so very excited to encounter a female trailblazer of this sort, after a few seasons dominated by Andrej Pejic. Apparently, though, we spoke too soon, because right out of the gate this week comes the brand new Spring 2013 Saint Laurent Paris menswear campaign, starring one of our favorite models, Saskia de Brauw… who happens to be a very beautiful woman. More
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It’s no secret that Karl Lagerfeld is very attached to his feline companion, Choupette. More
Karl is just so cool. More
I’m surprised she didn’t just have it spray painted with the cover of Kanye‘s new album. More
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Former French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld‘s hotly anticipated new magazine CR Fashion Book comes out next week, and photos are already making their way onto the web. From the looks of them, it’s going to be a good bit more adorable than anything Roitfeld oversaw at French Vogue; it’s got baby animals, fairy tales, the hot but unpopular Kate Upton, and only a weensy bit of nudity. The theme, Roitfeld says, is “rebirth,” which was no doubt inspired by Roitfeld becoming a grandmother for the first time, as well as the “rebirth” of her own career following her departure from a high profile job. Let’s take a look at some of the cute, bizarre, and lovely images that have been released so far. More
“Suck it, world!” says she. More
Choupette Lagerfeld–cat of Karl Lagerfeld–celebrated her first birthday over the weekend with a bowl of shrimp and, by “celebrate,” we mean “ate the food presented and resumed her vague antipathy for and lack of complex understanding regarding the affairs of man because she is a fucking cat. More
Yesterday, I told you about how fashion has surrendered to the Internet by agreeing to put cats in everything. Well, here is an example of that. In the latest issue of high fashion glossy V, Choupette Lagerfeld (please note that she’s not “Karl Lagerfeld’s cat” anymore) gets equal billing with Victoria’s Secret model and FACE OF FRANCE Laetitia Casta in a vaguely creepy BDSM-themed editorial shot by the Kaiser, himself. And before you get righteously mad at me, know that I don’t think it’s creepy because of the BDSM, but because it seems we’re supposed to believe Choupette and Laetitia are performing BDSM on each other. In front of Choupette’s dad, no less. But what’s a bit of incestuous bestiality when there are clicks to be had? TEH INTERNETZ PWN AGAIN. More
We were all surprised a few months ago to learn that Karl Lagerfeld did not, in fact, have a robot heart (or that he downloaded some sort of compassion program) because he went and got a kitten. The initial photo was cute and people fawned over it because this is the internet and you know how it feels about cats. But, little did we know that the kitten would become Choupette, the iPad-using, two maid-having star of editorials in I-D and now a feature in Harper’s Bazaar. More