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Kate Middleton didn’t spend yesterday like a lot of people (wearing those obnoxious green martian antennae and screaming through their vomit in public to the disgust and ire of rational humans everywhere). More
I can only assume that Grape was donning a similarly polished outfit, probably minus the boots, as those would be rather uncomfortable for Middleton’s uterus, and that Joan Rivers will soon find a way to put it on a “Worst Dressed” list. More
During a temporary split from Middleton, Prince William courted* Isabella Calthorpe, oft-cited by British tabloids as “the one that got away” (apparently Prince Charles gets wistful because Calthorpe is well bred or whatever).
Not so well-bred, however, that she was above inviting Hello! to her wedding. More
It is currently a fact that we, the people, know precious little about the inner workings of Kate Middleton and/or her royal fetus. But that paradigm shifted just a little bit yesterday when a well-wisher offered Princess Katherine a stuffed teddy bear and she reportedly said “thank you, I will take that for my d…” Wait, oops, never mind. I command you to un-hear that at once! More
If Mean Girls taught us anything, it’s that “plastic” is not a compliment. More
Remember when Kate Middleton “stepped out” in a cape some days ago and the world caught its first glimpse of the royal baby bump? Well, the nearly imperceptible curve of Duchess Catherine’s belly is out and about again, giving royal obsessives a chance to tilt their heads and squint and get an arguably (but barely) better look. More
I recently went out with somebody who, upon my discussion of writing about Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy, asked, “Who is Kate Middleton?”
My head snapped towards him and gave him a look. “Who? Who is Kate Middleton? Meaning you have no idea?”
How is that possible?, I wondered, until I realized that it was kind of crazy how pervasive Middleton feels in my and anybody else’s mind who follows the media whatsoever. But does that mean she’s powerful? More
The UK tabloids have finally gone and done it–they’ve caught the Duchess of Cambridge with a baby in her. Yes, Kate Middleton was spotted shopping this past week and she is, indeed, visibly pregnant. More
This week: new Dolce and Gabbana perfume, Robert De Niro’s tattoo, and the Kate Middleton plastic surgery craze. AND the SuperBowl, duh. More
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“I would try to imagine what my face would look like with a nose like Kate’s, because I’ve always hated my own…” More
Look, Kate Middleton is a really pretty woman, so why does this official portrait of her seem to capture her at her most tired? More
See, haters? The Kardashians are not the only ones who cash in on major life events. More
The Kate Effect is a lie and the world is a dark place. More
They’re going to be better, monarchies.
Maybe. More
