The UK tabloids have finally gone and done it–they’ve caught the Duchess of Cambridge with a baby in her. Yes, Kate Middleton was spotted shopping this past week and she is, indeed, visibly pregnant. More
Topic: Kate Middleton
This week: new Dolce and Gabbana perfume, Robert De Niro’s tattoo, and the Kate Middleton plastic surgery craze. AND the SuperBowl, duh. More
“I would try to imagine what my face would look like with a nose like Kate’s, because I’ve always hated my own…” More
Look, Kate Middleton is a really pretty woman, so why does this official portrait of her seem to capture her at her most tired? More
See, haters? The Kardashians are not the only ones who cash in on major life events. More
The Kate Effect is a lie and the world is a dark place. More
They’re going to be better, monarchies.
Why was this photo of Princess Diana not to be published? More
As you know, Kate Middleton is afflicted with an extremely rare condition known as Pregnancy Being A Waking Fucking Nightmare (no, seriously, it’s essentially nine months of dry heaving). Luckily, every single Kate Middleton development must be exhaustively covered by blogs like this one, and today we have a (somewhat) interesting development in the saga of the royal womb. More
And its name shall be Kreation.
Hah, no, probably not. I bet it will be Karen. Or Balthazar. I just really want that name to make a comeback. If not with Princess William and Kate Middleton then with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West who are, God help us, our version of royalty. More
Guess which celebrity people getting plastic surgery want to look like? More
It’s been a banner year for wardrobe malfunctions! From Phoebe Price‘s tryhard striving to Anne Hathaway‘s effortless oopsie, we have seen the genitals of many a celebrity who may or may not have intended us to. But which made the most relevant impact on us, as a culture? In an effort to help answer that question, I give you: the best and brightest wardrobe malfunctions of 2012. More
Look at the Duchess of Cambridge! Look at Kate Middleton’s first public appearance at the Sport’s Personality of the Year award, where she is continuing to fake her pregnancy while wearing a lovely Alexander McQueen dress. More
Jennifer: Do you want a boy of a girl? Don’t say you want something healthy. Take it as a given that your baby is going to be a mutant who shoots lasers out of its eyeballs. So, very healthy. More