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Topic: Kate Middleton
Maybe! There are clues! There are clues about the gender of Kate Middleton‘s royal baby to be (who I am still betting will be named Diana, or, terrifying, Dion. Or Balthazar.) And the clues point to it being a girl. More
It’s not often that someone prank calls someone else pretending to be the Queen of England and the person on the other end doesn’t hang up immediately. More
“Do you wanna step on my balls?” Seriously. Do you? More
As we all know, the child of Will and Kate, a.k.a. the world’s almighty savior, is officially in utero. Flurries of media coverage have flooded the Internet, full of speculation, information and photos. And if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that plenty of celebrities will want in on the action, attempting to gain headlines and air time by discussing somebody else’s pregnancy. More
Because you want to know what Hyperemesis Gravidarum is now that you know Kate Middleton has it. More
Okay, I have already said that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge’s, royal baby should be named either “Oona” or “Balthazar” because I have the best taste. Also, I think Balthazar is the kind of name that makes people think twice before tangling with Britain, you know? Oona doesn’t really do anything, but it’s really fun to say. Oona. Oo-na. Oooooooona.
In all likelihood, Prince William and Kate are actually going to name the baby Diana. More
Kate Middleton – or Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge – is officially pregnant, you guys! More
Accepting a gift doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Smiling at your husband doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Turning down wine doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Cutting your hair doesn’t mean your pregnant. Putting your hands on your stomach doesn’t mean you’re pregnant.
Saying “preg-face” does, however, make you an asshole. More
To be fair, I myself had bangs for a long time, so I understand the impulse. Except my impulse stemmed half from a break-up and half from watching The Devil Wears Prada so maybe I wasn’t JUST MAKING BAD DECISIONS. Not like Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge. With her new dumb bangs.
Moreover, British Vogue nominates this for a Best Dressed list. More
This time, the rumor mill has been set in motion by a childhood friend, as opposed to an “unnamed source.” But this childhood friend kind of sounds like an asshole. More
The dress is actually kind of… ugly. More