Topic: Kate Upton

Kate Upton Is Dating P. Diddy, Which Makes Total Sense [UPDATED]

Kate Upton Is Dating P. Diddy, Which Makes Total Sense [UPDATED]

Amid all the discussion of Kate Upton as the average, predictable bro’s fantasy girlfriend, we seem to have lost track of an important question: who actually does get to date Kate Upton? Some people might not want to know, as that destroys the notion that she is some kind of Frankenbabe created by science to love only you, but it’s important to remember that she is a human woman with predictable desires of her own. More »

Kate Upton Has A Russian ‘Mail Order Bride’ Doppelgänger

Kate Upton Has A Russian 'Mail Order Bride' Doppelgänger

However, if there is anybody I think would be an A+ grade to be the doppelgänger of, it’s probably somebody along the lines of Kate Upton. Why? Because chiquita has a lovely hair, great teeth, a bizarrely good dancing style and apparently a forcefield inside of her skin to protect all her insides from freezing in Antarctica. Fortunately for Upton’s look alike, she’s already used to the bitter cold of another part of the world: Russia. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Celebrities Step Out For The Super Bowl

Red Carpet Rundown: Celebrities Step Out For The Super Bowl

Some kind of major sporting event occurred this weekend and celebrities came out of the woodwork for various sponsored parties. Apparently in observance of an event called the Super Bowl, a bunch of large companies threw lavish parties with expansive gifting suites, luring out the likes of Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Greene and more in their tightest, brightest and shortest. More »