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Last night saw the grand opening of Andrea’s restaurant at the Wynn Las Vegas and a surprising amount of famous people turned out (for a restaurant opening, anyway). Let’s have a look at what they wore. More
As we mentioned, noted bombshell Megan Fox has the cover and corresponding interview of this month’s Esquire. In previews, the piece had already made the rounds for douchey quotes: Megan compares being famous to being bullied, yet still doesn’t see why people would rather spend their sympathy on those without mansions and Bentleys. Now, the full profile has made it online and intrepid bloggers have finally managed to read it. Turns out, the whole thing is about as fun as sticking pins in your eyes. More
Let’s say you meet some aliens or some French people, and you want to explain to them the strange, American mythology of “the girl next door.” You could try to do it in words: “She’s like, just a regular girl…well, actually, she looks like a Playboy bunny, but she wears jeans, which is close enough…and she miraculously lives next door to you, in the American suburbs! Her inner life is revealed to you only through the occasional sexy smile and band t-shirt. And she drinks a ton of low-quality American beer, but she never gets fat.” Or, you could just show them this latest Kate Upton spread from Elle France. Clearly, the people at Elle France know what they’re doing, as they’ve introduced this archetype to the French people in the latter, much more concise way in their February issue. More
Is This The Next Kate Upton? at least two news outlets are wondering of Hannah Davis, thanks to speculation that she’ll be the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition covergirl. More
Here at The Gloss, we love catching fashion magazines in their stubborn reliance on old cliché. Whether it’s cartoonish carb-loading or yet another faux-provocative editorial featuring sexy nuns or still more grocery store spreads or just, uh, racism–apparently there’s a painfully small number of ideas in the world.
V Magazine’s latest issue features an editorial called The Discreet Charm of Kate Upton–shot by Sebastian Faena, it’s ostensibly an homage to Buñuel, but it’s also yet another fashion spread preoccupied with a bored, beautiful woman in designer clothes. Upton’s character appears to be having an affair (though she never sets down her Marc Jacobs bag)–while her many, many precursors are stuck with less glamorous household chores. But all of them are dressed to the nines!
Enjoy our gallery of gorgeous women staring vacantly off as they tend their sprawling houses and suffer under terrible ennui. More
The newest issue of Vogue Germany shows Kate Upton riding horses, canoodling with multiple beautiful men, rolling around a well-manicured lawn in couture, and generally acting out every stereotypical female fantasy known to man. But they seem to have included one sexy fantasy that’s a bit more, shall we say niche than all the others. Can you tell from this photo what it is, or am I just a gross person with a gross mind? More
The hotly anticipated Kate Upton British Vogue cover story is here! You know, the one EIC Alexandra Shulman felt the need to introduce by reminding us Kate is totally not fat? Thankfully, the photos themselves show no such backhanded qualities, letting Kate’s beauty do the work in simple, form-fitting (but not overly obvious) outfits. Kate also manages to negotiate those annoyingly repetitive questions about her body with grace. Let’s take a look. More
Even though this is indisputably Upton’s moment, Vogue UK EIC Alexandra Shulman had some amazingly undermine-y things to say about the model! More
Also included:
- Flirty laughing
- Topless banter
- Horseback riding
- Feathers
- Some guy’s abs
- Brief semi-toplessness
- More guys’ abs More
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As previously reported, Kate Upton scored the cover of the November issue of Italian Vogue. Now, the entire editorial has hit the internet, and it’s every bit as gorgeous as the cover hinted it would be. Shot by the great Steven Meisel, this spread oozes old Hollywood glamor of the kind embodied by Anita Ekberg in Fellini‘s 1960 classic La Dolce Vita. Click through to gaze upon its sumptuousness. More
Hot damn! More
About four months after publishing a single, novel photo of Kate Upton wearing lots of clothes alongside some teasing copy that pondered whether she’d ever make it as a fashion model, American Vogue has gone all in and done a full, seven photo spread of her shot by the very classy Steven Meisel. Once again, she’s wearing clothing! And not just any clothing: clothing by Donna Karan, Michael Kors, Ralph Lauren, etc. Why, it’s almost as if she’s a real model. She still doesn’t get to appear as just another model without commentary on her joie de vivre, but it’s a start. They even managed to keep the backhanded compliments to a minimum this time. How very. Personally, I’m starting to think being the Kate Upton kind of model is just a little bit more fun than being the regular kind, even if she’s not as artsy-fartsy. More
Kate Upton is just 20 years old, and yet she’s done all kinds of things with her life already. More
For the October issue of Jalouse, its editors managed to stop engaging in corporal punishment long enough to put Kate Upton in their cover editorial. Between this and Carine Roitfeld, it seems the French have taken her up in defiance of the rest of the fashion world’s rejection of her non-skinny body and conventionally pretty face. Perhaps in an effort to show everyone she’s fit for editorial, Kate does a lot of stereotypical fashion poses in this one, specifically one generally referred to as “the empty stomach,” or sometimes “the broken doll,” depending on its execution. Are you convinced? More
