Guys, oh myÂ god. GOOD NEWS: We have found the secret to not aging — to looking the same now as you did at 18! Oh, oh, oh dear friends, we shall bottle this secret up and take it with us to the grave. No, wait, Huffington Post is exposing it viaÂ Kate Upton‘s seemingly bottomless fountain of youth! More
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They can’t go without relentlessly sculpted blonde 23-year-olds for long and are rumored to have successfully auditioned new ones. More
A few years ago–before anyone knew the name Kate Upton–Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel was photographed at a press event for the brand, looking dramatically thinner than ever before. There was public outcry–Victoria’s Secret does, after all, set the standard for big, cheesy, wholesome femininity–so they picked up a Guess campaign face named Kate Upton and patted themselves on the back for hiring a hot, tan, blonde, buxom teenager to model underwear.
Then, of course, Kate Upton got real, real famous… More
After being rejected by supermodel Kate Upton, high schooler Jake Davidson wound up taking — oh my! — another supermodel. More
After many a rumor and a long time comin’, Kate Upton landed the cover of American Vogue’s June issue. As per usual, she is portrayed in her carefree, sexy, “All-American” way. Her organs are actually filled with cherry pie and her circulatory system is comprised of red, white and blue streamers. More
Amid all the discussion of Kate Upton as the average, predictable bro’s fantasy girlfriend, we seem to have lost track of an important question: who actually does get to date Kate Upton? Some people might not want to know, as that destroys the notion that she is some kind of Frankenbabe created by science to love only you, but it’s important to remember that she is a human woman with predictable desires of her own. More
Q: Is there a baby monkey?
A: Of course there is a baby monkey. More
Kate Upton: equal opportunity body hair shamer. More
However, if there is anybody I think would be an A+ grade to be the doppelgĂ¤nger of, it’s probably somebody along the lines of Kate Upton. Why? Because chiquita has a lovely hair, great teeth, a bizarrely good dancing style and apparently a forcefield inside of her skin to protect all her insides from freezing in Antarctica. Fortunately for Upton’s look alike, she’s already used to the bitter cold of another part of the world: Russia. More
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If you thought the most evil thing going on on Kate Upton‘s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover was the fact that she almost froze to death for it, think again. As anyone with an open mind can see, it is evidence of an illuminati conspiracy theory that goes straight to the top. More
Listening to creepy older men talk to young pretty women is extraordinarily uncomfortable. This is not because all older men are inherently creepy; it’s because some of them make it creepy and inappropriate, but young women — even and especially … More