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The Shahs of Sunset
What it’s actually about
Iranian-American families living in Los Angeles.
What it sounds like it should be about
Sheiks who inhabit a dying star; sultans of Ragnarok. More
Rmember when magazine covers didn’t look like various oil paintings fashioned into a crude collage? More
For the next nine or so months, there will be two very, very popular babies in the news. One will belong to actual royalty for whom I often feel a bit sorry for since the woman can’t drink water without being on the cover of a tabloid, whereas the other will belong to two people who have counteracted my acid reflux medication numerous times both separately and together. But apparently, the latter will not actually suck nearly as much as we all may imagine. More
We really need to not give a fuck about these two… PLEASE. More
Because apparently a lot of people did last year. More
The Kardashians are taking over the world. The entire world. No industry left unspoiled: they have apparel, swimwear, lingerie, knock-off handbags, countless shows, diet pills, butt-sculpting sneakers, restaurants… and now they’re richer to the tune of $40 million, thereby ensuring their dominion for the next three years. More
Check on any most-hated celebrity list these days, and you will assuredly come across one Kim Kardashian. More
It must be a slow news day because we are writing about a Kardashian and not even one of the good ones: Kendall Jenner, the second youngest sister of the most despised family in pop culture. Her mother, Kris Jenner, is exploiting Kendall’s proximity to her elder cash cows by styling her as some kind of upstart model. Let’s see. More
And it’s about time. More
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How do the Kardashians really compare to the British Monarchy? More
Jokes about the Kardashians being horrible are pretty stale because the Kardashians just persist in being horrible no matter what. More
Inside, the sexy soon-to-be-bride gets down and dirty with Kant’s theory of perception then shares foolproof recipes for her steamiest weekend ever (can you say moral philosophy with a dash of Luis Buñuel?)! XOXO! More
The annual Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival occurred this past weekend. Coachella seems like a really great way to spend three days, if you love portable toilets, B-List celebrities trying to look “with it” and bands that haven’t been cool for a few years. Also, does anyone actually like outdoor music festivals*? However, if you’re bummed about missing the chance to bodycheck your way through an almost-gelatinous cloud of pot smoke so you could be just 100 yards away from Kings of Leon, here’s a gallery of some mildly famous people dressed for the weather…. to… ease… your pain? It is nice that they put the word “Arts” in the title, though. More
Generally speaking, I think leopard print should be relegated to splashes: handbags, scarves, ballet flats, or even a shirt if paired with (for example) simple black trousers. I’m in the “always tone it down” camp though, and Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian/Aubrey O’Day are firmly not. Still, I think a bold coat or a statement-making mini can work, so long as there’s a little balance and restraint. Here’s what we consider good uses and poor abuses of leopard. More
