Anyone familiar with The Gloss‘ fashion coverage knows our opinion of music awards show red carpets: they are uniformly the worst.
…The thing about last night’s 2013 Billboard Music Awards? They were a different dimension of the worst. Every look was a jumble of ill-conceived ideas and bad planning.
Get ready for a few glorious pages of horrible to sublimely ridiculous red carpet moments, all in one place. Happy Monday! More
I just…I don’t know. More
The 2012 American Music Awards, otherwise known as the AMAs, were held last night and… if an awards show takes place in a vaccum and nobody’s around to witness it, did it really happen? We don’t know. But attendees sure as hell tried to make us remember the red carpet.
Despite a mostly bleak guest list, red carpet fashion was a thrill. A cheap, dirty, illicit thrill. Here’s Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Christina Aguilera, Carrie Underwood, Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, Pink, PSY and many more in an impressive collection of very bad things… More
Famous people attended a famous people thing. See models in very bright colors (Heidi Klum, Chanel Iman) and Ke$ha looking ridiculous. More
Wango Tango is LA radio mega-station 102.7 KIIS FM’s annual day-long concert extravaganza. It attracts a lot of people who are bad at clothes. Let’s look! More
There doesn’t appear to be anything stuck in her hair, even! -Buzznet
Are these fears keeping you single? -YourTango
Prada’s hugely influential Spring stripes are infiltrating your home. -Shelterpop
The Royal Wedding backlash. -MyDaily
…While Will Farrell is “swept up with Royal Wedding fever.” He even wore a costume! -Styleite
Necessary: how to look fresh when you haven’t showered. -StyleList
No Erykah Badu? These 12 other celebs look super great when they shave their heads. -Betty Confidential
Beauty products now… incorporating stem cells? -The Haute Box
For fashionistas on a budget, the flat is your friend. -College Candy
The annual Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival occurred this past weekend. Coachella seems like a really great way to spend three days, if you love portable toilets, B-List celebrities trying to look “with it” and bands that haven’t been cool for a few years. Also, does anyone actually like outdoor music festivals*? However, if you’re bummed about missing the chance to bodycheck your way through an almost-gelatinous cloud of pot smoke so you could be just 100 yards away from Kings of Leon, here’s a gallery of some mildly famous people dressed for the weather…. to… ease… your pain? It is nice that they put the word “Arts” in the title, though. More
Figure skater Johnny Weir – he of the performance-skating-art to “Poker Face” – is diversifying. He’s pursuing TV work with a judging stint on Skating with the Stars, and now he’s releasing a single. Weir, who is known for his fashion-forward costumes, is no slouch off the ice either. I’d describe his look on the “Dirty Love” cover as Raquel Welch in 1000 Years BC crossed with Ke$ha. More
Yesterday, several explicit photos rumored to be of pop star Ke$ha hit the internet. One of the photos is of a guy performing oral sex on a woman. Since we can’t see the woman’s face (or any part of her body except her ladybits and thighs), it’s going to be pretty hard to identify her, but since the man in the photo is also pictured kissing Ke$ha in other images from the same series, that lends evidence that the vulva in question might belong to her. While I don’t really care for Ke$ha’s image or her music, I really hope that the woman in the picture is her. And here’s why. More
I admit that I went into this video more than a little skeptical, mostly because Ke$ha makes my eyes and ears bleed with her (exaggerated quotation marks) “music.” While the “singer” is no Tina Fey, she’s also not completely unbearable in thie Funny or Die video, that sort of mocks the dollar sign in her name. In it, Ke$ha attributes the spelling to a Happy Birthday sign at Sharkey’s gone horribly wrong. More
The real question is, did Karl know what Macy’s was prior to signing this deal? -MYFDB
Behind the scenes prettiness of Ikeleliene Stange looking delicate in Brooklyn for Wish. -Frockwriter
Rimmel in hot water for Georgia May Jagger’s false lashes. -Femail
Paris Hilton’s community service work: still Loubs, still no panties, still horrible. -The Frisky
Tax trouble for the D&G boys, full view of Valentino for Gap, Lily Allen all dolled up and More
Dear Ke$ha, I like your boots.
Kanye West, the press-shy rapper who tried to keep his personal life out of the tabloids, recently revealed that he has replaced some of his bottom teeth with diamonds so that he’ll have a permanent case of bling. If you … More
It’s 2010. Not 1993. Not 1998. And certainly not 2002. The days of glitter are over, people. So stop wearing it so it can stop being sold. More