I don’t know Kendall Jenner personally, but I’ve kept up with the Kardashians and I know things could not get much easier for any of them. More
Topic: kim kardashian
Sometimes, it’s nice to be reminded that Kim Kardashian is a person under all that awful. For example, she loved Madonna as a little kid. Yes, even the Adversary was probably lip-syncing to “Express Yourself” in her bedroom at some point in her human youth. More
Few brands are more guilty of Photoshop hackjobs than the Kardashian korporate umbrella. Remember the swimwear campaign? Or the Tang-orange lingerie kollection? All memorably awful photoshop. Poor Khloe Kardashian usually gets the worst of it–or her body is strategically hidden–but Kim’s kurves … More
Talk about burying the lede. As a follow up to its Met Ball coverage, Women’s Wear Daily has a series of soundbites from Ricardo Tisci of Givenchy up on its site today. He talks about how pleased he was with how all his looks turned out (including Beyonce‘s, oy), but the interesting part doesn’t come until the end, when he discusses Kim Kardashian. (No, I never thought I would type that sentence.) More
Kim Kardashian wore a flowered camo dress to the Met Gala last night. But she needs to stop punishing her boobs and learn how to dress while pregnant. More
Look, we need to talk about how baby bumps work. I mean, I didn’t think we did. I thought you knew that baby bumps get larger until they stopped, by virtue of the fact that babies had been born. At least, that is how they work in general. But the coverage surrounding Kate Middleton’s baby bump leads me to believe that no one ever anticipated that this might happen. More
Look, I am not really a fan of Kim Kardashian. I am not a fan of the Kardashians in general. I think they’re a bit in-your-face, much of the time, and I rarely think they say anything witty. And I am fine with snarking on them for that. But calling someone “fat” when they’re pregnant is just mean. It’s mean, and I think it’s damaging to women as a whole. And it’s definitely happening to Kim Kardashian. More
It would’ve been a rather incredible miracle against the very laws of nature if Kim Kardashian had managed to stay away from cutouts for more than a few weeks, but miracles do not happen in LA. More
The Gloss has brought you a rather thorough dissection of the 2013 MTV Movie Awards red carpet: first, our commentary in realtime, second, our (best stab at a) best dressed list, third, our breakdown of the night’s best and worst beauty and now… the worst dressed at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, which is really saying something. More
Look, I’m sorry, I cannot for a second – for a second! – believe that Kate Middleton actually enjoys ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” According to The Daily Beast: “Ever since Kim started mentioning Kate a lot in public, the … More
Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.
And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.
Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More
As Kim Kardashian incubates a tiny Kimye inside of her, many trashy tabloids have published stories speculating on what she plans to do with all that baby weight. Cry about it? Get a tummy tuck? Land a major weight loss product endorsement deal? Start eating? Stop eating? Start eating and then stop again, repeating said vicious cycle three times a day in an eternal downward spiral into fatness? More
She captioned it “Baby Love,” but she spelled “self” wrong.