Topic: kissing

Miley Cyrus Kisses A Man Dressed As A Baby In A Photo That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Miley Cyrus Kisses A Man Dressed As A Baby In A Photo That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Miley Cyrus is a grown-up now, and being a grown-up is a very demanding job. An edgy haircut and a lack of pants just aren’t going to cut it anymore, and things have escalated to marathon-level twerking, songs about drug use, and an on-and-off relationship with her engagement ring. It’s all part of being 20, you guys. Much like Taylor Swift taught us that being 22 is all about jumping on trampolines and wearing cat ears, Miley is teaching us that 20 is all about treating your life as a living, breathing David Lynch movie. We all did these things at 20, you guys. We just had our memories erased by the Men in Black and don’t recall it. You might not think so, but you totally made out with a giant baby when you were 20. Miley just happens to be caught on camera doing it. More »

Will Smith Gets To First Base With Jaden On TV And In Related News, I Need To Go Bleach My Brain

Will Smith Gets To First Base With Jaden On TV And In Related News, I Need To Go Bleach My Brain

I’ve made a big mistake this morning and now I want you to do it too. Please watch this horribly uncomfortable video of Will Smith forcibly kissing his teenage son Jaden Smith during an interview for no discernible reason. Then please join me as I try to re-enact the plot of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and erase this memory immediately. What, why, huh, who, child services? More »