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Kourtney Kardashian announced her pregnancy this week and we thought we’d throw some suggestions into the ever growing list of baby names. For example: take a regular name, replace the first letter with a “L” and before you know it… More
Alternate Title: Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant, Unfortunately. More
After the world ends, the rivers will be clogged and the skys blotted out… all that will be left is the leering faces of Kardashians forged in polyvinyl chloride and leopard print. More
Please enjoy this quick, life-affirming clip of Mike Jeffries–an anchor for Philadelphia’s Fox affiliate Channel 29–ruthlessly mock Kim and Kourtney Kardashian (who are on to promote their prosaically named collaboration with Sears, The Kardashian Kollection). Once the segment ends, Jeffries wonders aloud if the Kardashians can still hear him, then pulls up his shoulder pads to mimic the stylized versions see on both sisters and does a brief but precise impression of their vacuous nasal whine. Yes. More
The Kid’s Choice Awards happened. I don’t even know what that means anymore. Judging by the red* (*orange) carpet, neither do the organizers. Here are the arrivals, featuring some favorite stars of children everywhere, like Melissa Rivers, Star Jones and Tisha Campbell-Martin. More
I don’t even know anymore. I give up. More
Kristmas Kard? I was trying to identify the most hilarious things about this just-released Christmas Card of the Kardashian family but my list was so long and my eyes were beginning to swell up from all the hate-tears. More
You know, I’ve always said that when it comes to reality TV, I’ll watch just about anything, but the Kardashians are one reality family up with which I cannot put. And never have I stood by that statement as hard … More
Designer Julien MacDonald claims Karl Lagerfeld used to carry around an old-fashioned black fan and hit colleagues with it when they displeased him. MacDonald better watch his back because Kaiser Karl doesn’t tolerate snitches. -Racked
An adult onesie from Norway is sweeping the closets of British celebs and assholes alike. -Daily Mail
Dutch company Suit Supply rolled out a creepy campaign featuring men looking up womens’ skirts and, uh, faux-raping them?! -Coco Perez
Inspire strangers to stop you on the street and ask invasive questions with this gallery of surrealist oddball footwear. Er, “statement shoes.” -Elle.com
Gisele Bundchen will “never retire,” plans on being beautiful forever. -Fashionologie More
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Celebrities have to share things about their lives because that’s just a part of their job. But I’m pretty sure the job description of “celebrity” doesn’t entail telling everyone about the inner workings of your sex lives or your political views or really anything that’s TMI. Why can’t every celebrity be as classy as Natalie Portman and George Clooney? More
Lately, there’s been a whole lot of boob talk! Small boobs are suddenly in fashion, Katy Perry should keep hers contained and Heidi Montag’s are uncontrollable. But there’s one bit of nana-discussion that’s always in vogue. Breastfeeding! No matter what’s … More
There’s some pretty annoying people out there. A lot of them are celebrities. And a lot of celebrities are related to each other. But you know how it goes in show biz. You either all succeed as a family like the Gyllenhaals, or the lesser family members feed off the famous ones. That’s what makes these celebrity siblings annoying. I think they just need to find a nice, quiet secluded place out of the shadows of their more preferable sibling’s spotlights to find solitude and happiness. It’ll be much better for all of us that way. More
It used to be that when I saw the name “Kardashian” pop up in my cable guide, I immediately skipped over it and pretended the whole thing had never happened. The Kardashians, with their whiny, nasal voices, their fame-whoring, and … More
Stella McCartney is teaming up with Adidas to design Britain’s 2012 Olympic Kit. – Style List UK Taylor Momsen is the new face of Material Girl, but we can barely tell it’s her in the video campaign. – Grazia Bvlgari is … More
