Here is a waking nightmare in five minutes. The Kardashians took some footage from their vacation to the Dominican Republic–why did they need a vacation? isn’t their whole existence just buying designer shit and whining?–and cobbled together a music video… for “Hypnotize” by the Notorious B.I.G.. More
Topic: Kourtney Kardashian
I kind of wish I was making this up, but I’m not. More
Because apparently a lot of people did last year. More
Kris Jenner’s daughter Kourtney is pregnant, but that bitch will not steal the spotlight from the Kardashian matriarch. More
Oh, these assholes. Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and the other one are featured in a new ad for their latest collection of sweatshop sweet nothings, and if you can look at this image without laughing… you are Lindsay Lohan. The sisters appear to have been eaten alive by bronzer. More
Alarming news this week: the Kardashians–the family you just can’t get enough of–are launching a goddamn magazine. Yes, their terrible onslaught of television shows, books, apparel, knock-off handbags, knock-off jewelry, product endorsements, modeling gigs, aborted singles, sham marriages and (possibly) cannibalism is not enough; they’ll need to eviscerate print media once and for all, too. More
Have you ever wondered to yourself, “Is there anything the Kardashians won’t airbrush?” Here, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and the rest of America’s most venal family answer the question with a resounding, “No.” At least their ability to freely edit and airbrush members at will made it easy to remove Kris Humphries. More
This week’s Fashion Disaster showdown is short and sweet: Sarah Jessica Parker took a risk that didn’t quite pan out and Kourtney Kardashian went outside. More
Kourtney Kardashian announced her pregnancy this week and we thought we’d throw some suggestions into the ever growing list of baby names. For example: take a regular name, replace the first letter with a “L” and before you know it… More
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Alternate Title: Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant, Unfortunately. More
After the world ends, the rivers will be clogged and the skys blotted out… all that will be left is the leering faces of Kardashians forged in polyvinyl chloride and leopard print. More
Please enjoy this quick, life-affirming clip of Mike Jeffries–an anchor for Philadelphia’s Fox affiliate Channel 29–ruthlessly mock Kim and Kourtney Kardashian (who are on to promote their prosaically named collaboration with Sears, The Kardashian Kollection). Once the segment ends, Jeffries wonders aloud if the Kardashians can still hear him, then pulls up his shoulder pads to mimic the stylized versions see on both sisters and does a brief but precise impression of their vacuous nasal whine. Yes. More
The Kid’s Choice Awards happened. I don’t even know what that means anymore. Judging by the red* (*orange) carpet, neither do the organizers. Here are the arrivals, featuring some favorite stars of children everywhere, like Melissa Rivers, Star Jones and Tisha Campbell-Martin. More
I don’t even know anymore. I give up. More