Topic: Kourtney Kardashian

Kardashians To Launch Kardashian-Themed Magazine

Kardashians To Launch Kardashian-Themed Magazine

Alarming news this week: the Kardashians–the family you just can’t get enough of–are launching a goddamn magazine. Yes, their terrible onslaught of television shows, books, apparel, knock-off handbags, knock-off jewelry, product endorsements, modeling gigs, aborted singles, sham marriages and (possibly) cannibalism is not enough; they’ll need to eviscerate print media once and for all, too. More »

Fox News Anchor Awesomely Ridicules Kim & Kourtney Kardashian On Live TV

Fox News Anchor Awesomely Ridicules Kim & Kourtney Kardashian On Live TV

Please enjoy this quick, life-affirming clip of Mike Jeffries–an anchor for Philadelphia’s Fox affiliate Channel 29–ruthlessly mock Kim and Kourtney Kardashian (who are on to promote their prosaically named collaboration with Sears, The Kardashian Kollection). Once the segment ends, Jeffries wonders aloud if the Kardashians can still hear him, then pulls up his shoulder pads to mimic the stylized versions see on both sisters and does a brief but precise impression of their vacuous nasal whine. Yes. More »