Topic: Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian Uses Her Newborn For Easy Publicity On The Us Weekly Cover

Kourtney Kardashian Uses Her Newborn For Easy Publicity On The Us Weekly Cover

Kourtney Kardashian debuts her newborn daughter in the latest issue of Us Weekly. Strangely, the baby–”Penelope Scotland,” because that’s where the ball landed on the celebrity baby name roulette wheel–is already an entire month old. What with this being a Kardashian baby, we’re surprised they didn’t call a glam squad into Cedars-Sinai to remove any afterbirth and pose for the photos right then and there. More »

Kardashians To Launch Kardashian-Themed Magazine

Kardashians To Launch Kardashian-Themed Magazine

Alarming news this week: the Kardashians–the family you just can’t get enough of–are launching a goddamn magazine. Yes, their terrible onslaught of television shows, books, apparel, knock-off handbags, knock-off jewelry, product endorsements, modeling gigs, aborted singles, sham marriages and (possibly) cannibalism is not enough; they’ll need to eviscerate print media once and for all, too. More »