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In the wake of Kim Kardashian’s scandalous divorce, a lot of unkind things have been said about the 31-year-old reality star. More
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In the wake of Kim Kardashian’s scandalous divorce, a lot of unkind things have been said about the 31-year-old reality star. More
Kim Kardashian filed for divorce after 72 days of marriage. Then everyone cried, “Sham marriage!” Then she blogged about how’s she a hopeless romantic, is giving all the wedding stuff to, like, charity and how she is maybe an angel. From Heaven. You can read the incredibly moving words she wrote on her personal blog. Here’s some of our favorite heartfelt messages of love and support culled from that comment thread. Jesus is with you, Kim! More
Only one person in the world is convinced that Kim Kardashian didn’t marry and divorce Kris Humphries for press. That person is Kim Kardashian. More
Remember how Vera Wang designed three separate dresses for Kim Kardashian‘s fairy tale wedding? Remember how you were kind of confused that someone like Wang–who’s built a brand on tradition and tastefulness–would align herself with the most trashy, awful, venal people currently using their cleavage to shill for Midori on television? Well, first of all, we’re glad you were confused. That was critical thinking at work. More
a candlelight vigil outside of the SoHo location of Dash (the boutique owned and, I don’t know, curated) by Kim Kardashian and her ilk. The vigil was in observance of Kim’s decision to file for divorce from her sham husband–oafish famewhore Kris Humphries–yesterday after just 72 hours of marriage, thus ending their sham marriage and bringing attention to the Kardashians on a massive scale once again. Here’s what happened before the mob was cleared out by police. More
There is something to take away here, and it’s not just to avoid entering into fake marriages. More
It is with a heavy heart that I must deliver the tragic news that Kim Kardashian‘s sham marriage to professional athlete Kris Humphries has ended. I realize this should come as a surprise to no one, but it still stings. More
It’s become increasingly difficult to be irreverent about Kim Kardashian. Alas, she continues to make a fool of herself while wearing garish, ugly clothes. We never thought we’d say this, but we wish she would have some decency like Paris Hilton and retreat from the spotlight. …Or, more accurately, have the spotlight retreat from her despite a terrible new reality show. More
Remember how Kim Kardashian got married and it was supposed to be Our! Royal! Wedding! and then it wasn’t because the Kardashians are off-putting and terrible? Well, TheGloss posted some photos and then we (and every blog) got a sternly-worded letter from People asking they be taken down. Thankfully, TMZ just got the full batch–seriously, almost 100 photos of your least favorite people in the world!–and now we are posting some because, honestly, I felt spiritually incomplete without the ability to gawk at Kim Kardashian’s hideous fucking Sexy Childlike Empress Halloween costume. More
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Kim Kardashian got married. To Kris Humphries. This is like when Tom Cruise got together with Penelope Cruz, only instead of having similar-sounding names, they put K’s where K’s don’t belong, and instead of actors, they’re idiots! Anyway, one thing’s for sure: her cake looked like something. Here are some things it faintly resembled. Doesn’t matter, though, I’m sure she didn’t eat any of it. Unless someone was filming. More
As you may have heard, the wedding of the century decade year week happened last night in Montecito, CA, when Kim Kardashian said “I do” to basketball player Kris Humphries. More
Yesterday, Kris Humphries was out and about with his fiancé, Kim Kardashian, when a reporter approached and asked if he thought he was with the most beautiful girl in the world. More
So, Kim Kardashian recently made the news for her massively obscene, 20-carat, $2.5 million engagement ring. More