Topic: Kris Jenner

Kardashians Make UnKomfortable Appearance On ‘America’s Next Top Model’

Look, “America’s Next Top Model” has been getting weirder and weirder as the years go by. More »

Here’s The Moment Kim Kardashian Knew Her Marriage Was Over

Remember how Kim Kardashian married and divorced Kris Humphries for publicity? Now, months later, comes the time for all that sweet, sweet ratings kickback: here’s a clip from the latest Kourtney & Kim Take New York in which Kim admits to her mother Kris Jenner that something is wrong with her marriage. More »

Kardashians To Launch Kardashian-Themed Magazine

Alarming news this week: the Kardashians–the family you just can’t get enough of–are launching a goddamn magazine. Yes, their terrible onslaught of television shows, books, apparel, knock-off handbags, knock-off jewelry, product endorsements, modeling gigs, aborted singles, sham marriages and (possibly) cannibalism is not enough; they’ll need to eviscerate print media once and for all, too. More »

Here Is The Kardashian Family’s Predictably Tasteful Holiday Card

Have you ever wondered to yourself, “Is there anything the Kardashians won’t airbrush?” Here, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and the rest of America’s most venal family answer the question with a resounding, “No.” At least their ability to freely edit and airbrush members at will made it easy to remove Kris Humphries. More »

Little Kardashian Sister Kendall Jenner Starred In Her First Magazine Spread

It must be a slow news day because we are writing about a Kardashian and not even one of the good ones: Kendall Jenner, the second youngest sister of the most despised family in pop culture. Her mother, Kris Jenner, is exploiting Kendall’s proximity to her elder cash cows by styling her as some kind of upstart model. Let’s see. More »

Kim Kardashian Sued For Making False Claims About Hair Removal Product She Endorses

With all these products bearing the meaningless Kardashian seal of approval, it was only a matter of time before some of them were revealed to be faulty, ineffective pieces of shit. More »

Cage Match: Alexa Chung, Kylie Minogue, Kris Jenner & Jessica Chastain In Pucci vs. Nicolas Cage

Welcome to Cage Match, a sporadic though oddly loved feature at TheGloss in which we take celebrities who’ve worn the same outfit (horror of horrors!) and pit them against each other in a sartorial death match… alongside eternal wild card Nicolas Cage. Today, we have Pucci‘s slinky lace-sleeved frock versus a reel of highlights from the remake of The Wicker Man, a beautiful perfect cinema classic. More »

SNL Brilliantly Skewers Kim Kardashian’s Sham Marriage

If you’re on a lunch break and have a set of headphones, now’s the time: Saturday Night Live ripped the Kardashians a collective new asshole with the following sketch, dubbed “Kim Kardashian’s Fairy Tale Divorce.” Highlights include Kim’s absolutely brutal soulless whine, Kristen Wiig‘s pitch perfect impression of Kris Jenner‘s desperation and more than a few jabs at Bruce Jenner‘s eerily motionless visage. More »