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Don’t lie: how much do you remember from your graduation speaker? Zero to none? Well, have a do-over by absorbing the graduation advice from wise, knower-of-all, Kristen Stewart (well, kind of). We’ve got the video now, along with more of what The Gloss says you should watch. More
I know everyone gives her a hard time for being negative, but certain things call for negativity. More
So, parsing last night’s Met Gala red carpet was pretty challenging–thankfully, the beauty looks were a little more cut and dry. While you can also go admire the great hair and makeup of attendees like Anna Hathaway, Rooney Mara and Hailee Steinfeld, below you’ll find our picks for the worst Met Gala beauty. :( More
The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.
Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha. More
As we’ve mentioned, last night’s Oscars red carpet was surprisingly solid (mostly interesting across the board, with a mostly clear best dressed and worst dressed list). That said, there were some very good choices in the beauty department.
And some very, very bad ones. More
Kristen Stewart really took that “break a leg” comment literally last night at the Oscars. HAHAHAHA, that was a hilarious joke. Now that we’ve got it out of the way, why was Kristen Stewart on crutches? What happened? More
The 2013 Oscars are taking place tonight–which you probably know if you’re the sort of person who reads ladyblogs (even this one). We’ll be liveblogging our kneejerk reactions to all the fancy designer dresses in this very post, so don’t forget to refresh throughout the night.
Without further ado, we bring you every single look from this year’s Oscars red carpet… More
Hey women! The men of Great Britain have decided which Hollywood actresses are the least sexually desirable, so you had better listen up to learn who you shouldn’t look like if you ever want to bag a British man of your own. More
Remember when scorned (for K-Stew) wife Liberty Ross wore a bunch of sexy things following her split from Rupert Sanders, prompting some people to call those things “revenge outfits” and prompting us to ask if that is a real thing that people do? Well, if you believe that it is, and you also believe that she’s still sore about that whole thing, you will probably believe this to be her greatest revenge outfit yet. (NSFW!) More
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Remember when Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson? And then, amid the media frenzy, they maybe reconciled and it was great press for the last Twilight movie? And it started to seem a lot like a publicity stunt?
Good, we’re halfway up to speed. More
I have a confession to make, you guys. Ever since I got a job where I have to look at stories about her regularly, I’ve found Kristen Stewart irresistibly attractive. What is wrong with me? Let’s explore. More
As the year 2012 drew to a close, many idiots feared that the world as we know it would end along with it. Luckily, it did not, and we have received many assurances since then that this mad, mad, mad, mad world will continue on more or less unchanged, at least for now. The sun is still shining, our bodies are still working, and Kristen Stewart is still making that infuriatingly attractive sullen/stoned face in various magazines; this time, it’s in V. Look and be reassured. More
Bad news: that beautiful, wonderful, largely internet-free time of the holiday break is over and we’ve been shaken from our red wine and champagne haze, returned to work, and returned to giving some kind of regrettable shit about people like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. More
Does anybody remember that bizarre Disney movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century? She would’ve loved this outfit. Loved it! This is very, very “Zenon” which, while great for hypothetical people living in our now-present century, I do find it is best to simply avoid Zenon inspiration altogether, particularly when it includes fluorescent patterns and sheer overlays and looks kind of like how Disney might dress the only Asian person on board Zenon’s ship. More
