Topic: Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart Hates My Least Favorite Fashion Trend, Is My New Favorite Celebrity

I know everyone gives her a hard time for being negative, but certain things call for negativity. More »

Met Gala Beauty: The Worst Hair & Makeup From The 2013 Met Gala

So, parsing last night’s Met Gala red carpet was pretty challenging–thankfully, the beauty looks were a little more cut and dry. While you can also go admire the great hair and makeup of attendees like Anna Hathaway, Rooney Mara and Hailee Steinfeld, below you’ll find our picks for the worst Met Gala beauty. :( More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Everyone We Could Identify At The 2013 Kid’s Choice Awards

The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.

Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: The Worst Oscars Beauty (Sadly)

As we’ve mentioned, last night’s Oscars red carpet was surprisingly solid (mostly interesting across the board, with a mostly clear best dressed and worst dressed list). That said, there were some very good choices in the beauty department.

And some very, very bad ones. More »

This Is Why Kristen Stewart Was On Crutches

Kristen Stewart really took that “break a leg” comment literally last night at the Oscars. HAHAHAHA, that was a hilarious joke. Now that we’ve got it out of the way, why was Kristen Stewart on crutches? What happened? More »

Red Carpet Rundown: The Complete 2013 Oscars Red Carpet

The 2013 Oscars are taking place tonight–which you probably know if you’re the sort of person who reads ladyblogs (even this one). We’ll be liveblogging our kneejerk reactions to all the fancy designer dresses in this very post, so don’t forget to refresh throughout the night.

Without further ado, we bring you every single look from this year’s Oscars red carpet… More »

British Men Have Decided Who The Least Sexy Hollywood Actresses Are

Hey women! The men of Great Britain have decided which Hollywood actresses are the least sexually desirable, so you had better listen up to learn who you shouldn’t look like if you ever want to bag a British man of your own. More »

Liberty Ross’s Ultimate Revenge Outfit Is Her Birthday Suit (NSFW)

Remember when scorned (for K-Stew) wife Liberty Ross wore a bunch of sexy things following her split from Rupert Sanders, prompting some people to call those things “revenge outfits” and prompting us to ask if that is a real thing that people do? Well, if you believe that it is, and you also believe that she’s still sore about that whole thing, you will probably believe this to be her greatest revenge outfit yet. (NSFW!) More »

It Sounds Like Liberty Ross Is Moving On

Remember when Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson? And then, amid the media frenzy, they maybe reconciled and it was great press for the last Twilight movie? And it started to seem a lot like a publicity stunt?

Good, we’re halfway up to speed. More »

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I Have A Weird Crush On Kristen Stewart

I have a confession to make, you guys. Ever since I got a job where I have to look at stories about her regularly, I’ve found Kristen Stewart irresistibly attractive. What is wrong with me? Let’s explore. More »

Kristen Stewart Makes Kristen Stewart Face In V‘s January Issue, Proving The World As We Know It Will Continue On

As the year 2012 drew to a close, many idiots feared that the world as we know it would end along with it. Luckily, it did not, and we have received many assurances since then that this mad, mad, mad, mad world will continue on more or less unchanged, at least for now. The sun is still shining, our bodies are still working, and Kristen Stewart is still making that infuriatingly attractive sullen/stoned face in various magazines; this time, it’s in V. Look and be reassured. More »

Robert Pattinson Wears Women’s Clothing, Possibly

Bad news: that beautiful, wonderful, largely internet-free time of the holiday break is over and we’ve been shaken from our red wine and champagne haze, returned to work, and returned to giving some kind of regrettable shit about people like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. More »

Kristen Stewart Wears Silliest Outfit From The Mall For On The Road Premiere

Does anybody remember that bizarre Disney movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century? She would’ve loved this outfit. Loved it! This is very, very “Zenon” which, while great for hypothetical people living in our now-present century, I do find it is best to simply avoid Zenon inspiration altogether, particularly when it includes fluorescent patterns and sheer overlays and looks kind of like how Disney might dress the only Asian person on board Zenon’s ship. More »

Kristen Stewart Comes Really Really Close To Smiling For Marie Claire

Kristen Stewart is still pounding the pavement for the last installment of Twilight (in addition to promoting her upcoming Kerouac-based indie, On the Road)–and she’s got some Balenciaga duties to uphold. Along the promotional trail, she landed the cover of Australian Marie Claire, and not only gave them a few weirdly puffy, positive quotes (we’ll get to that) she even almost smiled (above). More »

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