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Kristen Stewart is still pounding the pavement for the last installment of Twilight (in addition to promoting her upcoming Kerouac-based indie, On the Road)–and she’s got some Balenciaga duties to uphold. Along the promotional trail, she landed the cover of Australian Marie Claire, and not only gave them a few weirdly puffy, positive quotes (we’ll get to that) she even almost smiled (above). More
Last night, The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences’ held its annual Governors Awards and we’re still trying to figure out what the ceremony is and who it involves. At the moment, we know attendees were fancy. Here’s Amy Adams, Kristen Stewart, Bradley Cooper, Richard Gere and more on the red carpet. More
In order of ascending probability:
I mean, People magazine is dumb with their little list. They are dumb, and they are consistently wrong, and this premise was already covered very effectively in The B in Apt 23 so I don’t think I need to say much more. At TheGloss we really felt we could do this better, unfortunately, we disagreed about pretty much everything, so we’re just going to toss some stuff at you. Also, I’m not very good at graffiti doodles, so, while I see where I was going with the devil horns on Channing Tatum, I’m not so sure about the angel wings.
We have a lot of different people, because unlike People, we accept all kinds. Also, I’m not going to tell you which writers came up with which people, because, hive mind. More
The last Twilight installment is upon us (well, tomorrow)! That means an upkick in Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson romance speculation, lots of sheer dresses and an end to this long dark period in human history. But rather than doing your average “X celebrity’s best red carpet looks” roundup that is typical on the eve of a big premiere–it would just be sheer lace dresses anyway–we decided to celebrate Stewart’s other trademark: the many Chucks, Vans and Nike lowtops she switches into after suffering a few feet of red carpet in towering heels. Let us begin: More
his looks like a figure skating outfit for Cher. More
It’s time for the final installment of Twilight and everyone to move on from this mess. Here’s the cast–including Kristen Stewart, Kristen Stewart’s Ass, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Dakota Fanning and many more–looking fancy and wistful in their shiny neutral finest on the red carpet last night. Also, was there a single (completely) successful look in the whole bunch? More
We’ve taken a big step as a society and finally reached the release of the final Twilight movie–we can collectively sigh that this part of culture will soon become the past as Twihards grow up and get jobs and deal with the mounting guilt of naming their daughters fucking Renesme. More
Have their publicists renewed their contracts? More
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Her name already starts with a K, which automatically qualifies her as “at risk.” More
Kristen Stewart‘s foot will not stop tapping wildly in her first post-affair-scandal TV interview with Robert Pattinson, probably because she is a harlot. More
Scorned (for K-Stew) wife Liberty Ross has been milking her husband’s cheating scandal for all it’s worth. She’s had “fuck you” outfits, a “fuck you” rebound, and quite a bit of “fuck you” name recognition. But how many of you out there have actually heard her talk? More
Not good. More
Soon we can all be whole again! More
