The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.
Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha. More
This seems almost impossible because of the way “women aren’t funny.”A notion that I believe was laid forth in Vanity Fair. And yet! On their comedy covers, there are as many women as men! Six women! Six men! I know women aren’t good at math, but here are the pictures and we can count them together (you’re allowed to use your fingers). More
Elle’s 19th annual Women in Hollywood Awards went down in Beverly Hills last night and a whole lot of fancy people attended: Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Uma Thurman, Rachel Zoe, Kristen Wiig, Viola Davis and Lea Michelle‘s worst outfit ever, maybe. …Certainly. More
The Emmys, right guys? Oh god, so boring. Not a lot of really memorable dresses either. So… here’s the best we could do for a best dressed list. Remember: we’re grading on a curve here. Julianne Moore, Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, Claire Danes and a few surprises ahead… More
Wait, did you guys know about this? More
Although her sideboob is the inside of her boob it still counts, because it’s still the side of her breast and we can see it. Mathematically speaking, this means sideboob. More
You know that a news story has officially crossed over into cultural commentary when Snooki speaks out about it and/or it gets parodied by “Saturday Night Live.” More
There’s very little that you could put a camera on that I wouldn’t watch. More
The BAFTAs–the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (awards) if you’re nasty–were held yesterday. For those stateside who don’t cover international red carpets, it’s the British equivalent of the Academy Awards. Which is why Meryl Streep was there! Also in attendance: Michelle Williams, Penelope Cruz, Christina Hendricks, Tilda Swinton and more. Fashion-wise, it was all a very staid affair, but much better than the Grammys.
After the nuptials, things tend to change. More
The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards happened last night. Here’s the red carpet–featuring Angelina Jolie, Emma Stone, Michelle Williams, Natalie Portman, Meryl Streep, Kristen Wiig in a damn choker, the cast members from Glee whose names we remember–in which we struggle for different ways to say “underwhelmed.” More
There are some things you can never have too much of. Like internet access. Or hot water while showering. Or, more topically, Kristen Wiig. More
Earlier today on our sister site Crushable, I wondered aloud what, exactly, is so bad about a female comedian (most recently Abby Elliot) deciding to show another side of herself by posing in lingerie for a magazine. Lots of female comedians have done this, yet somehow managed not to transform into one-sided femme-bots who exist solely for men’s sexual pleasure. Even Tina Fey‘s done it! More