Topic: Lacey Schwimmer

Fashion Disasters: On The Bright Side, Adrienne Bailon Was Slightly Less Naked Than Usual

Fashion Disasters: On The Bright Side, Adrienne Bailon Was Slightly Less Naked Than Usual

There’s a very silly phenomena specific to the West, in which certain people–generally speaking, those without discernible ability–will themselves famous by showing up to red carpet events wearing… nearly nothing. In recent times, it’s been former girl bander and lover of absurd swimwear Aubrey O’Day, Dancing With the Stars dancing personality Lacey Schwimmer and, most of all, it’s the moment we all learned the name of a Pussycat Doll that didn’t start with Nicole.
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Red Carpet: Julianne Hough In Naeem Khan At The Hollywood Film Awards

Red Carpet: Julianne Hough In Naeem Khan At The Hollywood Film Awards

Last night, the 15th annual Hollywood Film Awards took place in Beverly Hills, California: bodies everywhere were slathered in glittery bronzer, waists were sucked into layered pairs of Spanx and blonde locks were carefully styled for hours to get that perfect “effortless beachy wave” look. Julianne Hough, of Dancing With the Stars infamy, walked the red carpet and presented some stuff and this is relevant for three reasons. More »

Fashion Disasters: Lacey Schwimmer’s Ridiculous Bra-Top Outfit From Every Angle

Fashion Disasters: Lacey Schwimmer's Ridiculous Bra-Top Outfit From Every Angle

Dancing With The Stars person of interest Lacey Schwimmer was hosting an event at the  Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas last week and apparently she “performed.” Does that mean she danced? Or lip synced to something? I don’t know. Anyway, the girl loves her spectacularly hideous rib-revealing bra-tops (this isn’t her first rodeo) but this is over-the-top, even as a performance outfit. To go with her Sexy Mrs. Satan Clause bra-top, she’s added American Apparel workout leggings from 5 years ago and some kind of confusing suede Doc Moccasins. I’ve lost the gift of sight forever, but here are some photos for you to look at. More »