Topic: Ladymags

Illustrated Guide: How To Ruin Your Boyfriend’s Relationships With His Friends

Illustrated Guide: How To Ruin Your Boyfriend's Relationships With His Friends

If there’s one thing ladymags have taught us, it’s that if you want to be a girlfriend–that’s just a wife without a ring!!–you need to get the approval of “the guys,” that nebulous crew of football-loving, beer-swilling, Halo-playing, Will Ferrell-quoting, broad-chested pals He has. The ladymag advice always amounts to, “memorize some kind of sports statistics” and “suppress yourself.” As much as possible. But we think there’s a more direct route to that ring. Why not just eliminate his friends altogether? Why not just make them disappear? Today’s Illustrated Guide will teach how to get rid of his friends and all their pesky influence. More »

The Heart Monitor: 10 Reasons Why Ladymags Will Ruin Your Life

The Heart Monitor: 10 Reasons Why Ladymags Will Ruin Your Life

Okay, I know what you’re thinking. “Brandy,” you’re thinking, “where do you get off telling us not to read ladymags? You write a relationship column in an online ladymag! Where do you get off?”

Guilty. But my columns are usually personal anecdotes you can relate to, or humorous advice that should be taken with a big grain of kosher salt.

But ladymags are seriously detrimental to your mental health and your sex life! They ravage your self-esteem and fill you with panic. Here’s why: More »