Topic: Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey Now Shilling For Sports Cars

Lana Del Rey Now Shilling For Sports Cars

Whenever we post about Lana Del Rey, we get a comment thread full of angry teenagers, insisting that we’re probably an ugly hag for having anything negative to say about her (it’s true; total hag). Luckily, most things Lana Del Rey does undermine what modicum of credibility she ever had and we have to try less and less. Since the faux-indie musician has mythologized herself to within an inch of her life, she’s now aligning with Jaguar, we guess because she’s all about Hollywood and drugs and tragedy and rotten glamour and… sports cars? Seems appropriate. More »

Gallery: Lana Del Rey Does What She Does Best In Italian Vogue

Gallery: Lana Del Rey Does What She Does Best In Italian Vogue

In the August issue of Italian Vogue, there’s an editorial showcasing Lana Del Rey doing exactly what she does best: dressing up like a sexy ’60s sex kitten and saying she doesn’t care what any of us meanie-heads say about her. I’m not just being mean when I say she should stick to modeling; my personal opinions on fake lips aside (DON’T DO IT, GIRLS) this lady has never had a problem looking good in pictures. Unfortunately, the interview is in Italian so I can’t read it, but I’ll try to imagine some of the things she was thinking and feeling. More »

The 2012 Met Gala: A (Mostly) Complete Gallery Of The Year’s Biggest Red Carpet

The 2012 Met Gala: A (Mostly) Complete Gallery Of The Year's Biggest Red Carpet

The biggest red carpet event of the year–the 2012 Met Gala–happened last night to celebrate the 0pening of “Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations.” Unsurprisingly, old school Prada muses (like Milla Jovovich and Angela Lindvall) came out of the woodwork. As for the fashion? Sparkly, sheer and extremely unflattering were the orders of the day.

…But! Ugly dresses were the least of their problems, because apparently every good makeup artist in New York was off for the night: lots of hair dye experimentations (we hardly recognized you, Jamie King and Jessica Stam), black lipstick (Lana Del Rey, Kate Bosworth, Camilla Belle), harsh brows (Kate Upton) and whatever happened to Mary-Kate Olsen. Look through the gallery and then we must discuss! More »