Every time you say “gangsta Nancy Sinatra” a publicist gets its wings. More
Topic: Lana Del Rey
At this point, you’re nobody until you’ve done an impression of Marilyn Monroe. More
The Cannes film festival has begun–as you know from Bill Murray dressing like a crazy person at the Moonrise Kingdom photocall yesterday. Anyway, here’s the always fancy opening ceremony red carpet, featuring stalwarts like Tilda Swinton, Diane Kruger and Jessica Chastain, but also famewhores and weirdos. And not a lot of great dresses. More
The Met Gala. Normally, it’s the most daring, most elegant, most interesting and capital F Fashion red carpet of them all. This year, it was taken over by a bunch of maniacal stylists looking to make their mark. Our readers have spoken, and it was a shitshow. Let’s make the most of what we got and try to figure out who came out on top. More
As we mentioned in our gigantic Met Gala gallery: the fashion was bad but the beauty fared worse. See unflattering hair and severe makeup on Jessica Biel, Mary-Kate Olsen, Lana Del Rey, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, then cleanse your palette with pretty faces from Diane Kruger, Cate Blanchett, Marion Cotillard and more. More
The biggest red carpet event of the year–the 2012 Met Gala–happened last night to celebrate the 0pening of “Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations.” Unsurprisingly, old school Prada muses (like Milla Jovovich and Angela Lindvall) came out of the woodwork. As for the fashion? Sparkly, sheer and extremely unflattering were the orders of the day.
…But! Ugly dresses were the least of their problems, because apparently every good makeup artist in New York was off for the night: lots of hair dye experimentations (we hardly recognized you, Jamie King and Jessica Stam), black lipstick (Lana Del Rey, Kate Bosworth, Camilla Belle), harsh brows (Kate Upton) and whatever happened to Mary-Kate Olsen. Look through the gallery and then we must discuss! More
These are the words that came out of my mouth when I walked home from an event last night — and it was very true. More
Lana Del Rey is attracted to glamorous fallen starlets, so what better person for her to befriend than Jaime King, an actress you may have heard of? To help celebrate King’s 32nd birthday yesterday, Lana did a photo shoot with her for no particular reason that involved sitting in LDR’s car and looking sultry together. In an effort not to be a total hater, I’m arranging my thoughts on the photos in order from least to most positive, so that we get to end on a nice note. More
In Hollywood, if you’re photographed with someone of the opposite sex, that means you’re dating. For some people, this is a nuisance. For others, this is an easy way to score publicity. Guess where we think Lana Del Rey falls. More
Warning: we’re firmly in the camp that believes Lana Del Rey is a big old pillow-lipped hack, so we find anything she does inherently hacky and boring. Get ready!
I think we can all agree that duckface is never cute. More