After an epic three year court battle over the letter G, Gucci has emerged the victor in its lawsuit with Guess. Granted, the ripping off was pretty unsubtle. More
A federal appeals court has sided with infamously sleazy nudie mag Hustler in a bizarre court battle over images of a murdered model. More
The saga of Kim Kardashian‘s sham marriage to idiot manchild Kris Humphries sputters on. More
Kim KardashianÂ andÂ Khloe KardashianÂ may see a class-action lawsuit on the horizon, over their endorsement of diet product QuickTrim, manufactured by New Jersey-based Windmill Health Products. Law firm Bursor & Fisher is readying a suit against Windmill and “the marketing claims made by the Kardashians.” Apparently the active ingredient in QuickTrim is a huge dose of caffeine, which the FDA has determined isn’t effective for weight loss. …Or safe. More
With all these products bearing the meaningless Kardashian seal of approval, it was only a matter of time before some of them were revealed to be faulty, ineffective pieces of shit. More
Manolo Blahniks are known throughout the luxury market as a shoe of high design and great craftsmanship. They are also really expensive. But few people have ever looked at a pair and seen the kind of potential that a ring of drug smugglers recently did. More
TheÂ Kardashians have learned their lesson: if designers object to you stealing from them, just do it elsewhere. More
PETA is really mad this time. More
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan went to court. Also yesterday, Lindsay Lohan left court. In handcuffs. The former actress was taken into custody for missing nine (count em, nine) of her scheduled community service obligations. This seems like a perfect opportunity for Lohan to publically bitch about how, like, unfair people are being to her because she’s famous, how’s she’s doing fine, totally not doing drugs and those weren’t her pants. Consequently, it’s an even betterÂ opportunityÂ for Dina Lohan to whine ad nauseam about the media’s treatment of “[her] child.” And Ali Lohan is off somewhere, too, but no one recognizes her.
Anyway, this isn’t a law blog so we’re not going to delve any deeper into Lohan’s legal troubles (we are also lazy). This is a fashion and beauty blog, though, so we are going to address her bronzer problems. Lohan appeared in court with a pretty intense attempt at contouring but at least she didn’t write “fuck u” on her nails this time, or something similarly infantile.Â What were you thinking, Lohan?
…If this gallery is to be believed, Linsday Lohan is never thinking. More
You know those ubiquitous Miu Miu glitter booties? Those ones to the left? There was a minute there when you couldn’t look at street style photography from this past fashion month without seeing them in every shot. Anyway, turns out their aforementioned ubiquity caught the attention of mass market shoe manufacturer (and knock off extraordinaire) Steve Madden. More
First of all,Â Kim Kardashian has a jewelry line and we’re sure it’s awful and will probably turn your skin green (really, you’re better off buying warped gold bangles at Forever 21 and gluing rhinestones to them). Anyway, jewelry designer and Hollywood favorite Alexis Bittar–he of the many statement bangles on actress’ wrists and seriously trippy lookbooks–has declared he will no longer loan his designs to Kim for red carpet events… because her jewelry lineÂ Belle Noel features a few pieces that look a little too much like his.Â …This comes as a surprise to no one. After all, she has do something in between endorsing useless products and being horrible. More