It’s St. Patrick’s Day! And you need to run out and buy one of these items so that maybe, tonight, a leprechaun will fall in love with you and give you beer and money. In conclusion, I’m not sure why short, rich men don’t capitalize off of this holiday more. Maybe it’s because it’s not actually about forcing leprechauns to fall in love with you? Maybe it’s about being Irish? Maybe? Here are some pretty things that are green: More
I love Valentine’s day. And no, I’m not just saying that due to a healthy dose of iconoclasm.
Okay. I am a little bit, because I think there are too many spray-tanned girls running around shrieking giddily about how they hate V-Day, and how it’s just awful, and I was to be different like Daria and Wednesday Addams. But I am sincere in my love for Valentine’s Day. More