Topic: Lifetime

Predictions for Lifetime‘s Jennifer Love Hewitt Adaptation of Pride and Prejudice

Predictions for Lifetime's Jennifer Love Hewitt Adaptation of Pride and Prejudice

A day may come, in the far and distant future, when there will not be fourteen simultaneous adaptations of Pride and Prejudice being produced at any given moment, but that day is not yet. Pride and Prejudice adaptations are the only offering keeping Jane Austen sleeping in a quiet grave; without these yearly oblations, she would burst forth from her tomb in the unhallowed ground and swing a scythe of fire through the living, exacting her tribute from our very flesh. More »

The 10 Meanest Things Critics Have Said About Liz and Dick

The 10 Meanest Things Critics Have Said About Liz and Dick

The verdict is in: Liz and Dick was a very bad movie, and everyone thinks so, from The New York Times to the least articulate person in your Facebook feed. (Lady Gaga claims to sincerely like it, but she is definitely lying, so she doesn’t count.) But how bad was it? Come along with me on a schadenfreude-filled trip through the most deliciously mean reviews that have been published thus far. More »

Why Lindsay Lohan SHOULD Play Elizabeth Taylor

Why Lindsay Lohan SHOULD Play Elizabeth Taylor

No, I’m completely serious.

Here at TheGloss we love Elizabeth Taylor. A lot. Bunches. All the bunches. Not just because she wrote a book about her pet chipmunk, although that’s one good reason to love her. Also because she was a great actress and a style legend and a wit.

Meanwhile, we have… super conflicted feelings about Lindsay Lohan. We kind of want her to get better, but we also kind of think she’s a spray tanned mess who is mostly just good at being naked in Marilyn Monroe themed photoshoots at this point.

That said, Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime movie makes perfect sense. Puzzled? Here’s why. More »

Party Favors: Stop Being Insecure, Loser

Party Favors: Stop Being Insecure, Loser

“I was a celibate stripper.” – YourTango

Men would just like to make sure that women of the world know our body issues have nothing to do with them, just our own loserness. – AskMen

Australian sex, slick leggings, and other sex vocabulary terms you should know. – Betty Confidential

This woman had an affair with one of her professors in college, and she doesn’t regret it. Wait, do you mean the professor murdering you at the end only happened in a Lifetime movie and not real life? – MyDaily

What happens when you don’t get closure from a relationship? Sometimes you have to make your own closure. Or buy this T-shirt. – College Candy

Ladies crying: it kills boners faster than thinking of Margaret Thacher naked on a cold day. – Reuters More »

Exclusive: Alyssa Milano Says the Wedding Dress Cliche Is Real

Exclusive: Alyssa Milano Says the Wedding Dress Cliche Is Real

Alyssa Milano is starring in a new Lifetime movie called Sundays at Tiffany’s. The story is about a Manhattan woman named Jane (Milano) who is about to marry a popular TV actor named Hugh. However, she’s having second thoughts about whether Hugh is her dream man, and the invisible friend she had as a kid suddenly reappears in her life as a real – and hot – dude. Yes, you read that correctly: her invisible friend shows up as a real person. And then – spoiler alert! – they make out.

Implausible storyline aside, Milano is more than capable in the part, and she spoke to The Gloss about the movie, her wedding dress, and her personal style icon. More »