Topic: Lifetime

The 9 Best Suggestions From #LifetimeBiopics Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Out Loud

The 9 Best Suggestions From #LifetimeBiopics Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Out Loud

In case you aren’t hip to the latest news surrounding Lifetime, Television for Women, allow Twitter users everywhere to get you caught up. As everyone knows, Lifetime movies are notoriously awful (usually). While I haven’t really settled down for a bad made-for-TV movie since Tori Spelling and Meredith Baxter decided they were too good for them, I was well aware of the controversy surrounding the Aaliyah biopic. Which aired last night. To horrendous, cringe-inducing reviews (because duh). More »

Predictions for Lifetime‘s Jennifer Love Hewitt Adaptation of Pride and Prejudice

Predictions for Lifetime's Jennifer Love Hewitt Adaptation of Pride and Prejudice

A day may come, in the far and distant future, when there will not be fourteen simultaneous adaptations of Pride and Prejudice being produced at any given moment, but that day is not yet. Pride and Prejudice adaptations are the only offering keeping Jane Austen sleeping in a quiet grave; without these yearly oblations, she would burst forth from her tomb in the unhallowed ground and swing a scythe of fire through the living, exacting her tribute from our very flesh. More »

The 10 Meanest Things Critics Have Said About Liz and Dick

The 10 Meanest Things Critics Have Said About Liz and Dick

The verdict is in: Liz and Dick was a very bad movie, and everyone thinks so, from The New York Times to the least articulate person in your Facebook feed. (Lady Gaga claims to sincerely like it, but she is definitely lying, so she doesn’t count.) But how bad was it? Come along with me on a schadenfreude-filled trip through the most deliciously mean reviews that have been published thus far. More »