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Ali Lohan is not just Lindsay Lohan‘s little sister (or Dina Lohan‘s taller meal ticket) (or Michael Lohan‘s, for that matter)–she is her own separate person. She is also still trying to make this modeling thing happen.
But! She’s trying a new approach. More
In a newly published interview with Piers Morgan, Lindsay Lohan continues to do her damnedest to make herself look like a nice, normal person who has simply been the victim of voracious celebrity culture and a series of unfortunate misunderstandings. Alcohol? Not a big drinker. Cocaine? Only done it four times. Stolen necklace? Totally tried to pay for it! But the biggest misunderstanding of all supposedly occurred between Lindsay Lohan and herself, when she dated a woman for an extended period of time even though she was straight. More
What with Amanda Bynes completely out of control at the moment, we apparently overlooked America’s other favorite symptom of our collective angst: Lindsay Lohan. More
A totally straightforward — yet somehow cryptic — tweet has the world/a few minimally concerned people wondering, “Is Lindsay Lohan pregnant?” More
While on the Howard Stern Show, James Franco decided to not kiss and tell — as in, he refused to hook up with somebody, yet wound up discussing it on air. More
Sorry, we don’t have any substantial cultural commentary to go along with this, we just wanted to show you Lindsay Lohan’s new mugshot. More
Just because Lindsay Lohan is currently in a bit of legal trouble doesn’t mean she can’t get her shill on for luxury brands that think drug addicted starlets are cool. Like Louis Vuitton! More
Lindsay Lohan’s court outfit is probably about a 7 on the inappropriate scale. I will explain why. More
She makes prostitution look so effortless and profitable, like an American Belle De Jour, but set in Texas. Finally prostitution portrayed at it’s best. More
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Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan wore a sparkly, beaded, nude and silver gown by Theia to the amfAR gala, an AIDS benefit to which she was not officially invited. As Ashley noted, it was hardly a red carpet home run, but at least she didn’t do anything wildly inappropriate, right? More
You may have heard about the uneasy bond forged between fallen stars and chronic drug/people abusers Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan; if not, we applaud you for not paying attention to either of them. Sometimes, we envy you. More
Are you still getting over the Lindsay Lohan version of Liz and Dick? Do you need something to scrub the memory of it out of your brain in a way that Shelved Dolls cannot? Here, wait, get it into your brain one more time so you can feel horrified and need to scrub it out again:
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The amfAR Gala To Kick Off Fall 2013 Fashion Week went down last night and, naturally, a bunch of famous fashion folks showed up (and Lindsay Lohan). Considering the attendees, we were surprised to find that the red carpet looks were almost remarkably bad. Let’s take a tour. More
That’s it. I’m out. I’m done. No more defending Lindsay Lohan for me! I have long held out on wanting to give the celebrity equivalent of Fanta another try and the benefit of the doubt, but she really is just about as sad as the rest of sensible society has been saying for ages. More
