Topic: lipstick

Dear Lady Drivers: Stop Destroying Mexico With Those Stupid Face Crayons, You Shallow Dummies

Just so you know, women are ruining the world and roads by maybe applying makeup while driving. They make the “while driving” text all red and shit because, y’know, blood. More »

The Pros & (Very Obnoxious) Cons Of Wearing Red Lipstick On A First Date

CON: ...It can quickly look very not grownup

Like thousands upon thousands of other people, I have been wearing Ruby Woo by MAC for several years. I have worn it to parties, to school, to work, to interviews, to sets, to the gym (yes, I am one of those people who wears makeup to the gym, and I know — blah blah what’s the point blah blah).

I love wearing red lipstick out, but I have always been somewhat cautious of doing so when out with somebody. You know, romantically. Red lipstick on a first date feels weird. More »

Female Flight Attendants On Turkish Airlines Now Forbidden To Wear Red Lipstick

Turkey’s national airline has forbid its flight attendants from wearing red lipstick and nail polish while at work. Apparently, the proper color of cosmetics for these women is now “pastel.” More »

Makeup Face-Off, Pt. 2: How To Get Betty Draper’s Dewy Makeup Look

Earlier this week, I asked you all to answer one simple question: would you rather see a makeup tutorial for Betty Draper or Megan Draper? Two Draper wives go in, one Draper wife comes out. But who will it be?

Drumroll, please… More »

How To Make Red Lipstick Stay Through Drinking, Dancing & Doing It, Step-By-Step

I love red lipstick. Love it. It’s my go-to makeup because when I wear it, I can just put it on with a bit of mascara and pretend I’m going for a “fresh, modern” look when in reality, I am just so very lazy.

Knowing how to make your lipstick stay on longer is extremely important. Otherwise, you will look like Adam Devine in that scene of Workaholics where he does mushrooms. You do not want this. You do not want this at all. More »

Check Out This Optical Illusion Lip Art

Oh, God, this lip/eyeball is terrifying! And fantastic! And terrifying. But mostly fantastic. The make-up artist Sandra Holmbom creates lip art that, at first glance, can trick you into thinking that it’s just really weird contact lenses. Or an eyeball on an alien. The Host frankly would likely be a better movie if all the alien’s eyes looked like this, but then, lots of movies would be. More »

Pick Of The Week: MAC’s Candy Yum Yum Lipstick Has A Terrible Name But I Love It

In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More »

Now You Can Have Rihanna Lipstick With Your Rihanna Crop Tops And Rihanna Perfume

Don’t forget: once you’ve swathed yourself in blue suede jumpsuits and crop tops and high saturation red Rihanna lipstick, you can also suffocate your body in a cloud of Rihanna perfume. Finish with coconut water! More »

I Hate It When Men Love Natural Beauty

Oh, God, this is happening again. Men love natural beauty, they wish you’d wear less make-up. As XX states, men are telling you that you are silly bunnies who don’t know what you’re doing with the make-up brush. Again. And the New York Times is on it! More »

What We're Reading:

This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
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6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
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3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
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Applying Make-Up In Public May Lead To Your Photo Being Taken, Becoming The Face Of Questionable Etiquette

Be famous; line your eyes while standing on one foot on the train. More »

Alvin Valley Tells Us How To Get That Gallery Girl Style

Are you obsessed with Gallery Girls? I am. Not, apparently, because I care about art or “women being really mean to one another.” I just want people to take my picture for Japanese magazines and go out in weird things made out of feathers. I have absolutely no idea how to do that. I have a closet full of clothes that look like I stole them off the set of All About Eve. I have precisely one item of clothing that might qualify as cool and downtown, and it is a pair of high waisted pants that was a gift from Alvin Valley.

Fortunately, Alvin is also a huge fan of gallery girls, and, after listening to me babble about it for while, came up with some great tips on how anyone can get a chic-downtown-to-uptown-in-the-course-of-a-day style. More »

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