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This Vena Cava Video Perfectly Satirizes Obnoxious ‘Fashion Films’

This Vena Cava Video Perfectly Satirizes Obnoxious 'Fashion Films'

As fashion bloggers, we at The Gloss get really sick of all the dumb tropes fashion marketing employs (housewife editorials, the grocery store editorials, faux-subversive images of models eating pasta). One of our least favorites of all time, though, is dreamy whispery willowy girl in a fucking garland and flowy dress, being all louche in a misty forest or enchanted garden or lying in the moss beside a babbling brook. It’s dumb, but it’s also been done to death. More »

The Gloss’s 10 Sexiest People Alive

The Gloss's 10 Sexiest People Alive
Han Solo
H Jon Benjamin
Janelle Monae
Aaron Paul
Kristen Stewart

I mean, People magazine is dumb with their little list. They are dumb, and they are consistently wrong, and this premise was already covered very effectively in The B in Apt 23 so I don’t think I need to say much more. At TheGloss we really felt we could do this better, unfortunately, we disagreed about pretty much everything, so we’re just going to toss some stuff at you. Also, I’m not very good at graffiti doodles, so, while I see where I was going with the devil horns on Channing Tatum, I’m not so sure about the angel wings.

We have a lot of different people, because unlike People, we accept all kinds. Also, I’m not going to tell you which writers came up with which people, because, hive mind. More »