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For all the people out there wondering what the point of feminism is, I finally have a perfect, articulate answer. But I did not think of it myself — it was given to me. Nay, bestowed. The point of feminism, my friends, is to make men into itsy bitsy creatures so we can yell, “Honey! I shrunk the male gender!” More
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I don’t know if it’s because it’s Friday or I’m hopped up on cold medicine or what, but these photos of scared bros at a haunted house are bringing me endless joy. They come courtesy of Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, CA, and they are a barrel of laughs. Something about seeing a guy who has dressed himself in “tough” clothes like a sports jersey and baseball cap cowering in fear of silicone monsters just makes me cackle with schadenfreud-y glee. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have. More