Guys, oh my god. GOOD NEWS: We have found the secret to not aging — to looking the same now as you did at 18! Oh, oh, oh dear friends, we shall bottle this secret up and take it with us to the grave. No, wait, Huffington Post is exposing it via Kate Upton‘s seemingly bottomless fountain of youth! More
For all the people out there wondering what the point of feminism is, I finally have a perfect, articulate answer. But I did not think of it myself — it was given to me. Nay, bestowed. The point of feminism, my friends, is to make men into itsy bitsy creatures so we can yell, “Honey! I shrunk the male gender!” More
In the event you missed the FUCKING BEST letter of all time because you are FUCKING AWKWARD with the Internet, there was LITERALLY an email released by Gawker last week from a college junior (now unofficially known as “Deranged Sorority … More
“Peaches! Suds! Make it like you’re scrubbing off DNA from a murder but you’re…happy! Happy about the murder!” More
I don’t know if it’s because it’s Friday or I’m hopped up on cold medicine or what, but these photos of scared bros at a haunted house are bringing me endless joy. They come courtesy of Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, CA, and they are a barrel of laughs. Something about seeing a guy who has dressed himself in “tough” clothes like a sports jersey and baseball cap cowering in fear of silicone monsters just makes me cackle with schadenfreud-y glee. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have. More
Recently discovered via Buzzfeed: the coolest wedding photos ever taken. Assuming, of course, you think zombie-themed wedding photos are cool. Personally, I think it’s a great way for the bride and groom to show what huge nerds they are without sacrificing nice outfits and a pretty location. I don’t know these people’s story because it appears that they password protected their wedding website once it started getting a ton of stranger-traffic, but according to an article on the photographer, their names are Juliana and Ben. Mazel tov, you crazy kids. More
I hate yoga, but I love cats. Hence, this video is kind of a mixed bag for me. I guess I should be happy the kitten is doing yoga so I don’t have to. More
This is why we can’t have nice things. More
'Vaginal Knitting" - Watch Woman Knit From Wool Inside Her Vagina
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There are some funny people out there working towards gay rights, yo. More
OM NOM NOM. More
They come, as all the strangest items of clothing do, from Japan. More
How much would you pay for a Chanel sausage? Would it taste like biting into an angel’s small intestine, or would it be more like a regular sausage that just cost a lot? Swedish photographer Linus Morales brings up questions like these with his playful Fabulous Food series, in which he turns various foods into luxury brand logos. I’m pretty sure they’re not really meant to be subversive, but they are winking at me nonetheless. Let’s take a look. More
Attention, David Letterman and other doubters! The ever salty pop diva Lady Gaga has made good on her promise to have her infamous meat dress turned into jerky and preserved for all time. More