You may think that there’s nothing more embarrassing than crying in public, but you’re wrong. More
Obviously no break-up is good, but… More
Did you, at some point, date Matthew Mcconaughey? No? Did you see this wretched movie he was in? Oh, heavens, don’t. I’ve seen it 4 times. I make awful choices, though. I’ll just watch anything with Michael Douglas in it. But! Instead of seeing it, tune into TheGloss every five minutes next week, because it’s “Ghosts of Boyfriends Past” week. We’ll be talking to men about their past relationships, discussing what makes a good boyfriend as well as what makes a good ex, and have people weigh in on how to handle your love life.
And we want to hear from you. Do you have a story to share about an ex? Sure you do! Is it good? Bad? Is everyone dead? You should share it! In 600-800 words (which is about a page and a half of single spaced text). You should write Ashley or myself at Ashley [at] thegloss.com or Jennifer [at] thegloss.com.
Fly little ghosts! Fly! More
Years ago, I wandered into a flea market and saw a life sized oil painting of Hannibal Lecter wearing his cannibal mask. At the time it was just within the range of things I could afford if I were to empty my bank account. It was Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lecter. Wearing his cannibal mask. They had added rainbow glitter to his eyeballs as if in some twisted allusion to Yeats via Thomas Harris. I stood starting at it for a good five minutes. “It’s so beautiful,” I thought to myself. But then I realized that if I had it hanging in my apartment, people would think I was weird or something. So I walked away. More
Sore shoulders. Achy hips. Throbbing knees. Lower back pain. Creaky bones. Regardless of how many birthday candles we have blown out in our lifetime, the mind will continue to tell us we are still 30 years old, that we can … More