Topic: Luke Skywalker

Why Luke Skywalker Is Sexy

Why Luke Skywalker Is Sexy

As a Star Wars fan, I wince whenever I see an article about Star Wars characters because I know that Luke Skywalker is likely to be lambasted within, (as shown in our last Fuck, Marry, Kill) but really, Luke is a classic swashbuckler, swinging across chasms with a girl in his arms, rushing headlong into danger, wearing an ominous black glove to hide the scars of his past. More »

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Han Solo. Luke Skywalker. Darth Vader.

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Han Solo. Luke Skywalker. Darth Vader.

May 4th was Star Wars day–”May the fourth be with you”–and editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff should have done a Star Wars-themed post but they didn’t! Instead, they let their ideas ripen! If you need a refresher on how to play Fuck Marry Kill, well, that sure surprises us, but here’s one anyway. Today’s players are the original trilogy’s protagonists as well as the Big Bad. More »

The Misanthropologist: An Anti-Valentine’s Day Mix-Tape

The Misanthropologist: An Anti-Valentine's Day Mix-Tape

Do you even know about the origin of Valentine’s Day? Some Christian kept putting his cock in glory holes until a lion bit it off. I think at the Coliseum? And then I guess Old Dickless Believer went and told everyone the Romans did it (back when they were feeding Christian dicks to lions all the time because they needed something to watch while trying to be Greek or whatever) and I guess he was made into a Saint because a man without a dick is like a kiss without moustache, like Mick without Keith, like a Jonathan Safran Foer novel without me wanting to put a twee gun in my mouth, More »