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Questions that will be answered this week by your all-knowing host:
- Why will the new Justin Timberlake album likely raise birth rates?
- What’s the real problem we need Lululemon to start fixing for us?
- Which disease has Downton Abbey‘s Dan Stevens caught — one that he shares with Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks and Christian Bale?
- Who is Instagramming her weird bloody face? More
Lululemon just recalled their transparent pants. Also, people were buying transparent pants. More
A thorough but by no means exhaustive look at what where you shop says about you.
American Apparel: you have a rash somewhere on your body right now that you definitely plan on getting checked out, even though you have yet to make a doctor’s appointment.
Lululemon: all of your scarves are infinity scarves. Somehow you are still unhappy.
Anthropologie: you are reading this on a bicycle. You have always been on a bicycle. You don’t know where you’re going and you can’t stop the bicycle, no matter how much you want to. There is a dog in your basket – a dog you have never seen before in your life. It’s raining gently and you’re frightened. More
Stress is related to 99% of all illness. The other 1% is caused by hysteria or possibly enchantment (have you recently angered a witch?). Calm down. You’re fine. The rest of you, take a nap or something; that should take … More
You know the best thing about doing pilates? Saying you do pilates. I think I enjoy saying “oh, I just came from pilates” about ten times more than I’ve ever enjoyed the actual class. You know what? We could just cut out the middle man. Wear these outfits to trick people into thinking you’re a more health conscious person than you actually are More
Here’s Lady Gaga’s i-D editorial. -Fashion Indie
In honor of LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville, here are 10 celebrity truces. -The Frisky
A judge in Maryland has charged a Lululemon employee for murdering a co-worker at one of the brand’s outposts in Bethesda. -Styleite
More than half a million teens in the U.S. have or have had an eating disorder. -MyDaily
Blake Lively does not plan to design her own line. Everybody breathe easy. -The Cut
15 super bright eyeshadows for Spring. -Betty Confidential More
One of our favorite parts of fall is the new clothes. So imagine our joy when we learned that our sister site Blisstree was giving away one free pair of lululemon workout pants. All you have to do is become a fan of Blisstree on Facebook before 5 p.m. EST on Monday, September 20 to be entered to win the pair of pants of your choice. Click here and the hit the “Like” button before it’s too late!
Alright ladies – we’ve put this off long enough. Sure, your winter sweater is hiding that extra bit of Christmas pudge, but the summer sun isn’t that far away. Nothing is worse than watching your friends skip around in bathing … More
