Topic: Lust Object

Lust Object: Proenza Schouler Bustier Dress

Lust Object: Proenza Schouler Bustier Dress

First off, after going from $1,690 to $507, this Proenza Schouler t-shirt bustier dress is practically a Score. That’s a 70% discount on a dress so minimal it might as well not exist… in other words, it’s not going to look dated unless the entire population unites in an explosion of floral, plaids and volume such that colorblind golfers lord over the universe.
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Lust Object: Haider Ackermann Leather Scarf

Lust Object: Haider Ackermann Leather Scarf

Today I was sitting at my laptop trying to come up with ideas and I thought, “What are some nonsensical things?” I was stuck after 1) Sheer pants and 2) Kim Kardashian’s sustained ubiquity. Then I thought it myself, “What about leather scarves?” Not like suede, but leather. That’s crazy. I wonder if anyone has tried to execute such an obviously horrible idea! More »

Lust Object: Lanvin Leather Gloves

Lust Object: Lanvin Leather Gloves

The temperature has dropped and New York City is getting cold. I didn’t know this before I moved to the five boroughs a few years ago but winter is brutal here (though I am an enfeebled Californian). Anyway, there’s a point about mid-January when everyone just stops giving a fuck and wears those North Face tube coats that go all the way down to the ankles and make you look like a sausage in a sleeping bag. More »

Lust Object: Rosette-Embellished Cotton-Blend Jacket

Lust Object: Rosette-Embellished Cotton-Blend Jacket

All of the Lust Objects I’ve written have primarily reflected my style; i.e. somber friendless goth kid from the future who really admires Keith Richards (or at least, that’s how I want to dress). Consequently, today I was thinking I need to branch out, get a little Italian sex and glamour in my Lust Object life. But surprise! In order to look sexy and glamorous you apparently More »