It is a well known fact on nearly every planet that Kim Kardashian is hella vain and really, really appreciates herself. But although her case of egotism is an extreme one — and when combined with Kanye, borderline devastating — she’s come … More
Happy Valentine’s day week, almost! I know some of you are probably in relationships. That is fine. Some of you are probably not in relationships. That is also fine.
However I hope everyone IN THE WORLD has some manner of unrequited crush. If you do not have one, that is not fine, you should cultivate one immediately. If you need an incentive to do so, we’re giving away a fantastic pack of perfume prizes. All you need to do is e-mail Jennifer [at] thegloss.com and write 600 to 800 words about your crush. And, of course, tell us your full name and mailing address (so we know where to send the prizes to) as well as the name you’d like the piece published under (if you like to keep it anonymous, we understand). We will post your submissions through Valentine’s day week, and vote for the best one at the week. The winner will receive: More
Are men on Facebook hitting on you? This is how you handle them. I just thought you should know. Jen Dziura will demonstrate. Behold: More
Women get put in the friendzone all the time, they just don’t go around shouting “I’m a nice girl, why do men only date bitches?” More
The relationship between Calvin Klein and ex-porn star/model Nick Gruber has always struck everyone at TheGloss as super weird. However, judging from his Page Six Magazine interview, you’re about to think it’s weirder.
You know how sometimes you’re out at, I don’t know, a company picnic, and two men just break out into fisticuffs over you? Suddenly they just begin pummeling one another for your love? And they call one another rapscallions? And roustabouts?
I’ve never been to a company picnic. It seems like the kind of thing that might happen. With the right crudites, anything can happen.
Anyhow, wouldn’t it be great if, instead of just using their tiny primitive fists, those men drew swords, or, hell, pearl handled revolvers and just began… oh. Then they’d die, probably.
Okay, we started this fun new column in a dark place, apparently. More
REJOICE! It turns out that Kevin Clash, the man who plays Elmo, did not sexually assault an underage boy after all! The accuser recanted! More
It is one of the banes of my existence that every time I see a movie or read a novel that details the life of Coco Chanel, they focus on one aspect. More
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAH. More
Evil sex traffickers keep threatening the daughter of Liam Neeson’s ass-kicking character, and he keeps killing them—this is the premise of the awesome Taken franchise. More
There is a scene in this behind-the-scenes clip from the upcoming Lindsay Lohan Lifetime movie Liz and Dick in which Lindsay says that Richard Burton was Elizabeth’s Taylor‘s “one true love.” And my first reaction was “yes! Look at how he is caressing her neck with diamonds!” More
Cecil Chao‘s daughter Gigi has been married to her female partner for seven years. She revealed it to her father last week. He has responded by starting a public campaign for a man to marry his daughter. If a man can succeed in “capturing her heart” that man will get $65 million dollars. More