Alanis Morissette left me very confused about the proper use of irony, but now two sisters are here to help fix my brain with some revised lyrics. I’ve been waiting for this moment for 17 years.
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When rapperÂ Rick Ross condoned rape in one of his songs, thousands of people were angered. The lyrics, which discussed drugging and raping a female with terrible bravado, hit far too close to home atÂ a moment when high-profile cases like Steubenville or Rehtaeh Parsons dominate the public consciousness –Â cases, notably, where the victim was intoxicated, possibly drugged,Â brought to different locations and assaulted by men. More
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Better cuff your chick if you with her, I can get her
And she accidentally slip and fall on my dick
Oops, I said on my dick
I ain’t really mean to say on my dick
But since we talking about my dick
All of you haters say hi to it, I’m done.
He’s no William Carlos Williams. I know. There are no tasty plums. Just dicks. SO MANY DICKS. But I know all those words, and that is confusing, and I feel like an asshole because of it. More