You know that notion that if you just linger outside the workplace of someone you have a crush on, or sit in their favorite coffee-shop enough, eventually they’ll notice you and fall in love with you? And how that never, ever works, and you just end up consuming your body-weight in caffeine and cake-pops?
That worked for Madame Pompadour. Admittedly, that was in 1744, and she may have been the last person it worked for, but wow, did it ever work out. More