The world was recently gifted a new accidentally disturbing celebrity cake: the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has been immortalized in frosting and fondant and… the results were predictably creepy. As these things often are.
This got us thinking: what other fashion icons have been made into cakes? And how creepy were the results?
The answer: many and very. More
Madonna has spent the past thirty years courting controversy and making headlines and occasionally even challenging people to rethink what they believe about human sexuality (on a good day). The last few years, though, have been pretty tame for the superstar–so tame, in fact, that she’s taken to flashing audiences, wearing sparkly grills, posting selfies to Instagram and getting banned from movie theater chains… for texting. More
We love celebrity fashion disasters, and it turns out they make great Halloween costumes! More
There are certainly a few celebrity collections we wouldn’t brand uncool–The Row and Victoria Beckham spring to mind–but very few famous people can just waltz in on a highly specialized industry and produce good work.
…Luckily, they all have giant design teams making the actual decisions for them. Hence, every now and again, an uncool celebrity brand gets it right.
Even Carlos by Carlos Santana. More
So, first of all, Madonna got a grill. She showed it off last night in Rome while visiting the Hard Candy Fitness Center, one of several gyms she owns jointly with her manager. The photos kind of stressed us out, so we decided to look at other famous lady celebrities who’ve worn grills, to varying degrees of success. More
There’s a surgery to correct “Madonna Mitts” and other weird things that happen when you get older. More
Break out the 80′s gear, and get ready to hump the floor, you guys. More
Sometimes, it’s nice to be reminded that Kim Kardashian is a person under all that awful. For example, she loved Madonna as a little kid. Yes, even the Adversary was probably lip-syncing to “Express Yourself” in her bedroom at some point in her human youth. More
Anyone familiar with The Gloss‘ fashion coverage knows our opinion of music awards show red carpets: they are uniformly the worst.
…The thing about last night’s 2013 Billboard Music Awards? They were a different dimension of the worst. Every look was a jumble of ill-conceived ideas and bad planning.
Get ready for a few glorious pages of horrible to sublimely ridiculous red carpet moments, all in one place. Happy Monday! More
Madonna was right: “We are living in a material world…” More
Huffington Post‘s celebrity section has a knack for being melodramatic, but when they posted a photo of Madonna walking through Midtown Manhattan with sunglasses and a hat on, the headline on the front page bordered on obnoxious: “BARELY RECOGNIZABLE.” More
From the beginning, I’ve been pretty obsessed with fashion… More
Instagram is the perfect tool for the casual narcissist among us. Whenever you are feeling down, you just snap a “selfie,” put a cool filter on it, and let the “likes” come rolling in. Hence, it was only a matter of time before the newly attention hungry Madonna of 2013 had Lourdes show her how to use it, with sexy results. More