All families have skeletons in their closet, but some families have sparkly skeletons. More
I guess that if you’re going to get yourself a new asshole, it may as well be ripped by someone like Elton John, but DAMN did he have some unkind words for Madonna. More
Of course she does. More
You know what’s a great genre? Erotic thrillers. They’re basically all the same: there’s a female character who’s either super repressed or sex-crazed. She meets a male character who is either dangerous/mysterious and wealthy or dependable and hard-working. There’s some conflict and then, right around the forty five minute point, they have sex. Ridiculous, candlelit, acrobatic sex while saxophones wail beyond. Oh, and there’s some plot stuff–drugs or murder or trafficking–but the directors of these films know you’re not watching for that. Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff discuss their all-time favorites.
And by the way, genre classics like 9 1/2 Weeks, Body of Evidence and Wild Orchid are all available on Netflix Instant Watch at the moment, so read this and then give yourself a little gift. More
Madonna is fucking awesome, you guys. More
Why is Courtney Stodden doing Diamonds are A Girl’s Best friend in a skin tight hot pink tube dress? WHY IS SHE RUINING IT? Moreover, why does every celebrity feel a need to mimic the naked Marilyn Monroe shot by Bert Stern? More
The pop star flashed fans in Istanbul during a spirited lip synch of “Human Nature.” Here is her nipple! More
However, I like to think that I’m just fashionably late to the party. Fashionably late is always an acceptable way to go about life, in my humble opinion. More
It’s been 22 years since Madonna‘s Blonde Ambition tour introduced the world to the cone bra. So I guess the legendary Jean Paul Gaultier design was ready for a revamp. More
This picture of her is expect to fetch over $8,000 at auction. More
When I got an invitation a couple weeks ago from a friend who’s having a Madonna themed birthday party, I initially cringed. Madonna? Really? What the hell am I supposed to wear? While these thoughts went through my head, by the time I reached the end of the invitation the answer was clear: all guests are to dress as their favorite Madonna. More
I’m going to tell you a little secret that I don’t tell many people: every time I drink Diet Coke, it gives me digestive problems. More
So Madonna has gone and made a controversial music video called “Girls Gone Wild,” directed by fashion power photogs Mert & Marcus. What’s so provocative about it that you need to enter you birthdate (psh) to watch it on YouTube? …Dudes dancing. Dudes kind of rubbing on each other. To this we say: what the shit? Banning used to mean something and–back in the day when music videos were shown on television–it had tangible consequences. Now, we’re sure “family activist” groups are worried that watching this Madonna video will turn you gay (which we’ve tried; it doesn’t work!), but there’s absolutely nothing edgy or frightening or upsetting here (or even interesting!). Let’s visit some music videos that really earned the shit storm they stirred up.
(And a note on the safety of watching these at work after the jump) More