It's time to cut the crap, y'all.
She took the words right out my mouth.
Nicki Minaj's iconic pink wig officially has some competition.
She's come a long way since being Abby Lee Miller's obvious favorite on Dance Moms.
Looks like Rihanna isn't Vogue's only April cover star.
Or, you know, any day of the week, really.
It's one small step for magazine covers, and one giant leap toward literally becoming Kerry Washington.
Why can't I be twins with Cindy Crawford and/or Kaia Gerber?
Because when Lupita Nyong'o does something, you sit down and pay attention.
Those lipstick colors, though.
Cue the prolonged uncomfortable silence.
It's Britney, bitch.
Unsurprisingly, this cover has the potential to open up quite the discussion.
And what a celebration it is.
We're just a little bit obsessed.
It's been so long since we've seen Kylie Jenner like this.
Well, actually, she landed her first three magazine covers, technically speaking.
HELLO, IT'S ADELE.
She-Hulk has never looked so good.
Once Goopy, always Goopy.
Also featuring Calvin Klein's valiant return to swimwear!
"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." -Derek Zoolander
There wasn't really any topic that J.Law wasn't afraid to talk about.
Here's the thing about Lady Gaga: if you don't love her and respect every single little thing that she does, that …
The cover features a close-up of Lily-Rose's face, which is artfully made-up in some seriously Jem and the Hol …
Now we can move into 2016 with a smile on our faces.
Adele's TIME Magazine cover is nothing short of iconic.
As Tobias Fünke would say, he just "blue" himself.
Move over celebs, it's the models who are back on magazine covers.
What face cream are they using?!
It looks like 2015 is going to be the year of contouring and the Canadian tuxedo, and I can't say that I'm mad about tha …
Is this a good time to admit that Mindy Kaling is my spirit animal?
Seriously, though, she should rock this look more often.
Dawww, Kelly Clarkson and her daughter prove there's nothing more adorable than a parent and her baby having the …
It's so funny that Madonna is on the cover of Rolling Stone having been airbrushed into a wrinkle-free teen while …
"Um...does anyone think Selena Gomez looks like a child prostitute on the cover of that magazine?" Yes, dear Twitter use …
Not a bad looking pair, to say the least! (Just kidding, they're both preternaturally freakishly insanely beautiful. And …
Retin-A is awesome and all, but man, Joni Mitchell is making wrinkles look awesome.
Remember that time Kate Middleton was bit by a zombie and brought back to life for a women's magazine cover? Me n …
Cosmo UK's February cover depicts the murder of British teen Shafilea Ahmed, who was suffocated by her parents for refus …
Uhhhh, so this is
FKA Twigs is on this month's cover of V Magazine wearing nothing but a pair of nude panties and some serio …
Surprisingly not all Kardashian covers.
Anna Wintour doesn't think Kim and Kanye are tasteful people, but she'll do what she has to to sell magazines, damn it!
Kim Kardashian's mystery talent has been discovered, and it's balancing things on her ass.
Jessica Chastain is one of the best there is at wearing clothes.
Is that you, Reese Witherspoon?
Her big transformation, apparently, just involved getting Oprah into a bodysuit and making her pose awkwardly.
Not only is she posing naked, but she's posing naked and pregnant.