Kristen Stewart is still pounding the pavement for the last installment of Twilight (in addition to promoting her upcoming Kerouac-based indie, On the Road)–and she’s got some Balenciaga duties to uphold. Along the promotional trail, she landed the cover of Australian Marie Claire, and not only gave them a few weirdly puffy, positive quotes (we’ll get to that) she even almost smiled (above). More
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Say you’re a magazine and you want fashion icon Kate Middleton to grace your cover… but she refuses. Marie Claire South Africa found a not-at-all-creepy workaround. More
Although her sideboob is the inside of her boob it still counts, because it’s still the side of her breast and we can see it. Mathematically speaking, this means sideboob. More
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Eva Mendes has the March cover of Marie Claire. Here’s the thing: this doesn’t look like Eva Mendes. More
Angelina Jolie is on the cover of January’s Marie Claire looking as radiant as ever, and there are a whole lot more pretty pictures inside. What does she talk about in the article? Oh, lots of things. Her directorial debut In The Land Of Blood And Honey, social justice, not having very many friends, and wanting to move away from acting. The article is full of interesting stuff; here are eight choice quotes, plus all the photos from the editorial. More
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Your favorite old-timey, printed on paper lady-mag, that is. Obviously TheGloss is your favorite online lady-mag, and that says that you have impeccable taste and love dinosaurs. Here’s what the first magazine you grab in the drugstore says about you: More
Maybe it’s because I still think of her as Amélie in my mind, but each time I see Audrey Tautou’s adorable little face, I can’t help but smile. She is a lovely French pixie, sent to Earth to teach us we shouldn’t give up on love, and no one is going to tell me any different. She looks just as classically pretty as ever in her latest photo spread for Marie Claire U.K. Check it out. More
There’s something undeniably creepy about a thirteen-year-old girl dressed in thousands of dollars worth of sophisticated couture, staring out at you like she knows your soul’s deepest secrets. Why are you looking at me like that, Elle Fanning?? Go play with your toys!
But that’s sort of the essence of child actors, isn’t it? Little grownups who have no use for videogames and are wise beyond their years? Until we start CGI-ing kids’ roles in movies, here they must remain, staring. Always staring.
Well, ladies, it appears that our favorite “Mad Men” star has committed the ultimate sin: acknowledging her own good looks.
Arianne Cohen, a Marie Claire writer joined Overeaters Anonymous because when she went out with people, she was distracted by the bread basket. She also started eating sprinkles as a snack with a tablespoon.
When she went there she heard stories of people bottoming out, like the one from a woman who went out to “a public dinner” and broke into the kitchen and just tossed all the desserts in her purse and ran, just ran, gobbling a glorious purse-load of tiramisu as she went, floating along on a cloud of sugar and the distant but frenzied cheers of her comrades. Oh, I’m sorry. I was confused. She went out to a public dinner and had “three glasses of wine and, oh yes, the entire bread basket.”
Now, I’m not sure whether this was the best bread basket in the world, but most restaurant bread baskets have around 4 pieces of bread in them. 5, maybe?
Look. Lady. That is not a binge. That is “a good night.” More