Angelina Jolie is on the cover of January’s Marie Claire looking as radiant as ever, and there are a whole lot more pretty pictures inside. What does she talk about in the article? Oh, lots of things. Her directorial debut In The Land Of Blood And Honey, social justice, not having very many friends, and wanting to move away from acting. The article is full of interesting stuff; here are eight choice quotes, plus all the photos from the editorial. More
Your favorite old-timey, printed on paper lady-mag, that is. Obviously TheGloss is your favorite online lady-mag, and that says that you have impeccable taste and love dinosaurs. Here’s what the first magazine you grab in the drugstore says about you: More
Maybe it’s because I still think of her as Amélie in my mind, but each time I see Audrey Tautou’s adorable little face, I can’t help but smile. She is a lovely French pixie, sent to Earth to teach us we shouldn’t give up on love, and no one is going to tell me any different. She looks just as classically pretty as ever in her latest photo spread for Marie Claire U.K. Check it out. More
There’s something undeniably creepy about a thirteen-year-old girl dressed in thousands of dollars worth of sophisticated couture, staring out at you like she knows your soul’s deepest secrets. Why are you looking at me like that, Elle Fanning?? Go play with your toys!
But that’s sort of the essence of child actors, isn’t it? Little grownups who have no use for videogames and are wise beyond their years? Until we start CGI-ing kids’ roles in movies, here they must remain, staring. Always staring.
Well, ladies, it appears that our favorite “Mad Men” star has committed the ultimate sin: acknowledging her own good looks.
Arianne Cohen, a Marie Claire writer joined Overeaters Anonymous because when she went out with people, she was distracted by the bread basket. She also started eating sprinkles as a snack with a tablespoon.
When she went there she heard stories of people bottoming out, like the one from a woman who went out to “a public dinner” and broke into the kitchen and just tossed all the desserts in her purse and ran, just ran, gobbling a glorious purse-load of tiramisu as she went, floating along on a cloud of sugar and the distant but frenzied cheers of her comrades. Oh, I’m sorry. I was confused. She went out to a public dinner and had “three glasses of wine and, oh yes, the entire bread basket.”
Now, I’m not sure whether this was the best bread basket in the world, but most restaurant bread baskets have around 4 pieces of bread in them. 5, maybe?
Look. Lady. That is not a binge. That is “a good night.” More
Dolce & Gabbana and Gucci may soon be neck and neck for the cover look of the season: Dolce’s got three covers with their white eyelet frock (seen most recently on Emmanuelle Alt’s debut Vogue Paris starring Gisele) while Gucci’s eye-catching jeweltone head-to-toe runway look just landed Italian Marie Claire as seen on Regina Feoktistova. Get a better look after the jump. More
I’m just trying to stop you from resigning yourself to being a Stay-At-Home-Girlfriend, frolicking around the apartment in hot pants in February like some spindly Venus-fly-trap hothouse flower. That simile went on longer than I expected it to. Anyhow. Here is how to cope when you’re between jobs More
This piece about Pierre Hardy’s new Manhattan boutique uses the phrase “(Pierre) Hardy of Darkness.” -New York Times
Kate Moss has first world problems. -Daily Star
Abbey Lee, platinum blonde, face of jewelry brand ManiaMania. -Frockwriter
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“Teen Queen”, Annie Liebowtiz, 2007. (It may not be “retro” but it’s a pretty picture).
So, I’ve stayed awake all night thinking about Marie Claire hating on fat people, and I still don’t know why that article exists. But I know it exists for a reason! So we came up with these groups who we’re going to hate the way Marie Claire hates anyone who is overweight. Because people are different, everybody should kill each other. Hate! Hate! Hate! More
So, hey. How are things going? Is it nice where you are? Do they still have the sushi chef? How about the Orangina? Good news, our office rat problem is almost under control, and we haven’t found rodents in any of our purses in weeks!
Anyhow, Marie Claire editors, I figure you have all those things because you’re really good about knowing what articles to run, and don’t just sit around talking to Ashley about whether or not advertisers would be cool with you making a gallery about how to shoplift effectively (We want to call it “Fuck Department Stores: A Guide To Getting What You DESERVE. By the way, no, the advertisers aren’t cool with it). So, that article of Maura Kelly’s you ran about fat people entitled “Should Fatties Get A Room” because Maura Kelly hated seeing fat people… exist, basically… that was there for a really good reason, right?
Like, see, it’s this paragraph that has me confused. More