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So, Pat Robertson thinks that if your husband is cheating it’s probably your fault for being a bad homemaker? Really? I really, really thought, “Do not commit adultery” was an actual thing that applied to both genders. More
Is it kind of absolutely insane to anybody else that two people who met on a reality show are still together ten years down the road? And that we still have this type of show going?
We are all awful, and so, so responsible. More
We can only hope that “the best Chris Brown” he can be will include genuine rehabilitation and ceasing to speak of women as though they are inconvenient but oddly satisfying tasks. More
Not sure if we should celebrate the news with some delicious nonfat Greek yogurt or half a pint of Häagen-Dazs in bed. More
I know we all have our own weird celebrity crushes, but… people still lust after Tom Cruise? Still? More
As we all know, it’s up to women to solve the emotional problems of men with our vaginas. More
Oh, my goodness, 1950′s dating videos. Marriage for Moderns will help you land a man, goddammit, and it will do it by getting you to suppress everything else about your personality. Behold the story of Eve and her cousin Mary. Eve has needs and desires, and Mary helps her crush them, by “changing herself first” before trying to change men. That is impossible. Here More
Enjoy Grand Slams and also marriage? You can now wed at the new Denny’s chapel in Las Vegas! The menu is a mere $99 and a couple just got married there a few days ago.
While I don’t think I could ever have an important life event involving all of my family and friends at a restaurant with a $2/4/6/8 menu, I would be extremely excited to see the strange things that could happen at one. More
Oh, God, another one? Another musical marriage proposal posted on YouTube for the entire world to see? This one is set to “Thrift Shop” and contains lines like:
Walk into the club I’m like, “What up? I gotta big rock!”
Nah I’m just pumped up bought some ring from the bling shop.
Ice on her hand, it’s so damn frosty
That people like, “Damn! That’s some cold ass honkeys.”
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By now, you are probably aware of the article on XX factor that seeks to convince women they should get married young, because a marriage certificate is a magical piece of paper that makes you financially independent from your parents, keeps you from ever breaking up, and furthermore, transforms whomever you decide to marry into your soulmate. If you are not, well, I’ve just summarized it for you. More
Bummer fact: only the top half of this woman’s hair was able to marry her fiance. More
At various points, we discussed having a historical ceremony performed by a George Washington impersonator, getting married at sea by a crusty old sea captain according to the laws of the ocean circa 1700, and getting someone to do a secular ceremony in Latin. Maybe something from ancient Rome. These suggestions were not practical. More
There’s no wrong way to love someone — unless that way involves knives or excessive amounts of self-loathing — but there is a wrong way to propose. Actually, there are many wrong ways. They include flash mobs, pregnancy scares, and Tumblr. This is the beginning of a life long commitment, and it doesn’t have to be perfect, yet it needs to not be shitty. More
Jesus, you know, maybe we just should never get married. Maybe we should just avoid the whole thing, because, honestly, it’s all going to go awfully. Everyone is going to go insane. You, your mother in law, and now apparently, the groom. According to The Daily Mail, which is touching on the “rise of Groomzilla”: More
