Topic: Marriage

I Don’t Give A F**k What My Husband Thinks About My Hair, But Thanks For Asking

I Donât Give A F**k What My Husband Thinks About My Hair, But Thanks For Asking

I’ve never been afraid to experiment with my hair. It’s naturally a chocolate brown, but I’ve colored it orange, red, black, blonde, and most recently, purple. I’ve had hair down to my butt, side bangs, front bangs, angled bobs, and even a really awful haircut in sixth grade that looked like I walked into the salon and said, “Give me the Jonathan Taylor Thomas circa 1992, please.” More »

#StarbucksWeddings Proves We Are Taking It Too Far With Our Love For Coffee

#StarbucksWeddings Proves We Are Taking It Too Far With Our Love For Coffee

In case you didn’t know by now, the Starbucks obsession is real. A recent trend goes above and beyond the company’s cult pumpkin spice following — a growing number of brand enthusiasts are now getting married at their favorite Starbucks outpost. Yup. This is even more annoying than the women who make the baristas write “Bride” on their coffee cup on the day of their wedding. Way, way worse. More »

My Husband Has A Low Sex Drive, and I’m (Mostly) OK With It

My Husband Has A Low Sex Drive, and Iâm (Mostly) OK With It

We all know the trope: the horny husband approaches the bed, eager for the sex that he is not getting frequently enough. The wife sighs and says, “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.” Though this scene is now the stuff of parody (to judge by brilliant takes on it in movies like Date Night and This Is 40), the mentality that fostered it is still the same: men are sex-crazed animals walking around all day with perma-boners, and we long-suffering women must learn to deal with it, either by “indulging” their impulses or by denying them again and again. More »

Your Feelings About Mary-Kate Olsen’s (Alleged) Marriage, As Told By Michelle Tanner GIFs

Your Feelings About Mary-Kate Olsen's (Alleged) Marriage, As Told By Michelle Tanner GIFs

Numerous news sources are reporting that Mary-Kate Olsen has just tied the knot with French banker Olivier Sarkozy. Unsurprisingly, there are no photos or official statements from either the alleged bride or groom, so we can’t say for certain that the two are now living in martial bliss, but the reports alone are enough to send a lifelong Olsen fan like myself into a total tizzy. So many unanswered questions, so many emotions! Here to help us Olsen fans express our feelings about the (possible) marriage of Mary-Kate to a man 17 years her senior is Michelle Tanner, in GIF form. Come, let’s take this journey together, shall we? More »