Doubtless, after having read the article on how you need to marry a Princeton man, you are thinking to yourself “I am not currently at Princeton. I am going to kill myself.” STOP RIGHT THERE. First of all, maybe you can apply to Princeton. But really, look, I am going to be honest with you.
You are probably going to have to marry a wastrel or a rogue, if you marry at all.
UNLESS YOU GO TO THESE SEVEN PLACES I HAVE PICKED FOR YOU. More
Bummer fact: only the top half of this woman’s hair was able to marry her fiance. More
Hi, buddy. You look nice today. Oh, also, we need to talk. More
Some lady married a truck. That was dumb. Who wants to marry a stupid dumb truck?
I’m not saying that people shouldn’t marry inanimate things because they shouldn’t marry inanimate things More
Great news, ladies! The 57 year old President of Botswana is ready to settle down. But he’s looking for special attributes in a wife. He wants her to be “slim and beautiful.”
DESPERATE FOR DESPERATE COUNTDOWN: 67 days Kristin Dos Santos from E! Online raised an interesting theory: Maybe there’s some sort of double wedding, or Mike turns into a polygamist and marries them both. That second part I obviously don’t see … More