I mean, all of them say that you’ve known some trouble in your time.
(Fun fact: pretty much the only things I drink are champagne and bourbon. I didn’t include mixed cocktails in here because if I had to figure out what a Velvet Hammer said about you I’d be here all night and want to smash this computer in with an actual hammer). More
I was picking up my boyfriend from the nursing home and he mumbled, spittle and applesauce flying “why don’t you do a piece on how great it is for you lovely young ladies to date nice older men?” At least, I think that’s what he said. It’s hard to tell sometimes, what with the dentures. Anyhow, here’s some input from lovely young ladies (names changed to protect all identities) who are dating older men:
It’s National Coffee Day! Free coffee! Hooray! So many exclamation points because of too much caffeine! But possible the most appropriate and tasty and awesome way to celebrate this cool, even though sort of pointless holiday, is with alcohol … and chocolate. More
A start-up called Ernest Hemingway Footwear is using Hemingway’s image to sell their moccasins. They’re marketing to men age 52 and over. Obviously, this is a great idea. That’s not the point. The point is: how was Ernest Hemingway, Skillful … More
Oh, fuck it, you need a drink every day of the week. I mean, if you want one. And it might as well be a fashionable drink. Dolce and Gabbana is here to help you! They’re collaborating with Bacardi’s Vermouth … More
Sorry we forgot this feature yesterday. What can we say? We were really, really hungover. Also, we’ve run out of friends who are bartenders who will provide us drink recipes. So if you know any, send them our way. For … More